Maybe a young Bruce Boxleitner, or a young Peter Strauss.
(Though, frankly, I’d probably count myself lucky if it were Noah Taylor in a blonde wig.)
Bill Murray. He’d have to out on some weight, but hes the only actor that could capture the elusive butterfly which is the mambo-psyche
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Alyson Hannigan. I don’t think we look the same (at least not since I got chubbier, dyed my hair brown (as opposed to the flaming red it always was) and I think my nose is bigger and my eyes are a little more spacey looking - I used to get mistaken for her when I was skinny skinny mini, though), she has all of my movements and mannerisms down perfectly. Her voice is similarly dork-ish, like mine. Geek voice. She even speaks in odd rushed breaths like I do. (Hey, she copied me, I was always me, long before she was famous! 
) She’s okay in my book. Especially since her teeth are straighter. If I had a biographical movie made about me, I’d want to be seen smiling more, since that’s how I feel, and I smile a lot, but am ashamed to smile too big. She can pull it off. I could smile vicariously through her.
Although I think I’d make a pretty good Jamie Hewlett drawing. The guy who does Tank Girl and all the Gorillaz art? I could look all f’d up, with all my imperfections, but fit in just fine. 
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Since I’ve been told almost daily for years and years that I’m the spitting image of John Cusack, he’s the obvious choice. I think we’re even about the same age (though I like to think I’m aging better than he is - he’s looking kind of doughy lately :eek: ).
I’ve been compared to Goldie Hawn. I think that’s a good thing.
It would be Jodie Foster. No ifs ands or buts.
My word! My curiousity has been sufficiently piqued!
Start with Yul Brynner, late 50s. Mix in a little Bono, early 90s. Add a midwest USA accent with a hint of rural twang.
Here’s a link to some pix of me.
Kristin Chenoweth
Mostly because she’s about the same size as I am but she’s a lot cuter and perkier. She’ll have to go strawberry blonde and tone down the perky but I definitely want to be played by someone younger and cuter.
I’d say more Ben Kingsley, actually.
Well, I’d love to say Angelina Jolie, but realistically, probably a cross between Kathy Bates and Helen Hunt, with a dash of Jodie Foster for the dyke factor. Mind you, you’d have to add a few pounds to them!
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Some of my classmates at college called me “Gilligan” because they thought I looked like Bob Denver, but I now resemble him less, and he’s dead anyway. Paul Giamatti isn’t exactly my double, but his body type is similar enough, and he could pass for me with a good makeup job. Also, his performance in Sideways suggests he could bring my personality to the screen.
For voice timbre I’d have to go with Christina Ricci or Janeane Garofalo. Plus hubby says they remind him of me. Neither has red hair and blue eyes, but in Hollywood that’s easily taken care of.
I would dearly love for it to be Jennifer Connely circa “Career Opportunities” or Salma Hayek…oh, wait, maybe that’s what the hubby dreams of.
This is a toughie because I can’t think of a single celebrity I look like. A guy once said I looked like Jay Davidson’s character from Stargate. (For those who haven’t seen the movie, THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT!) But that’s it.
Maybe Gloria Ruben, minus about 15 years, with a sprinkling of Sigourney Weaver (don’t ask me why, but I feel it is essential) and a splash of Tracy Ross or Rae Dawn Chong?
If the above is impossible, I will settle for Tina Turner, dressed like she was in Mad Max and the Thunderdome. Because really, looks don’t matter. It’s all in the personality.
I’m a short, muscular Mediterranean guy. When I was younger, people told me I resembled Stallone. More recently, I’m told I look like Pacino or DeNiro (I’ve got Al’s bags-under-the-eyes, and Bobby’s crinkly laugh lines). But everyone says I sound like Johnny Cash when I sing.
That’s at least one Oscar my biopic will get: best special effects.
Why, Kiera Knightley naturally.
as if.
The reality, with the proper level of humor, sarcasm and WTF, (looks not indictative at all.) possibly a Holly Hunter/Joan Cusack Melding with a twist of Susan Sarandon and a bit of Rosalind Russell thrown in. Oh, and a bit of Mae West on the side.
The book on just which bits of Mae West Shirley’s talking about opens in 5 minutes. Please prepare your bets…
Claire Danes, I’d like to think, or maybe Sarah Polley or Kate Winslet.
(They’re all too gorgeous, unfortunately… :()