Was just browsing through a number of Pit threads just now, and saw how incredibly deftly some of us here are able to parry the Fuck Yous liberally thrown around the place. For example, I found in this thread Ashtar’s riposte
rather funny. But it also alerted me to the fact that at this point, I know of no other way to respond when someone says, “Fuck you” other than with a, “Well, fuck you too”. I find this deeply disturbing.
So allow me to pick your brains, Dopers. How can I better respond (wittily, preferably) to Fuck Yous?