I was just reading the MAN-HANDS Thread, and it got me thinkin’… What are some of the meanest things you’ve done? Either to someone, to someone without them knowing, or just mean-spirited things in general.
Sometimes when i’m feelin a bit blue I’ll go to online personals sites. Seeing how pathetic some of those people can be really cheers me up. 
Not everyone on personals sites are that sad, but a few of them… heh, I get a chuckle just thinking about it.
punk snot dead
One time some girl was pissing me off, so I went into the girls locker room (while everyone was getting changed for gym), started yelling to get everyones attention, then announced she was a lesbian. she ran out crying.
funny thing is, she’s now one of my best friends…
once I spread a rumor about a girl saying she screws horses. people actually believed it
other than that and random stupid things (stealing boyfriends, writing mean letters, yelling at people, trying to beat people up…), I don’t think I’ve ever really done anything mean.
man i’m such a chick
oh… and the girl wasn’t actually a lesbian.
…God, where do I start…pulls up a chair, puts Denis Leary’s Asshole on the radio…
But back in college, I would go around and set off the fire alarms in ALL of the dorm buildings in the middle of the night, which meant that the quad was full of sleepy pissed off people.
If you looked closely back then, you would see me off in the distance in a lawn chair with a can of cheap beer in my hand laughing my ass off.
This is a current mean-sprirted thing I am doing, and I should be ashamed…
My sister is getting married in less than six months. She has asked me to be Maid of Honor. I accepted. Doesn’t sound too bad, yet, right?
Here’s the mean part. I only accepted so that my sister’s best friend wouldn’t have be able to do it. I have disliked my sister K.'s best friend, L. (for a variety of reasons) for more years than I’d care to admit. I love my sister and wish her well, but I really don’t have much interest in the whole traditional wedding thing and would much rather be a member of the audience. However, I readily accepted Member-of-the-Wedding status rather than give the best friend a shot at it, because I knew how disappointed Best Friend would be not to be Maid of Honor.
Good grief. How childish.
Hmmm… I think my favorite lyricists Gilbert and Sullivan (“Let the Punishment Fit the Crime”) would have been amused at the only outcome this scenario can have: as a result of my nastiness, I will suffer far more than Best Friend. She, although no doubt sorry not to be Maid of Honor, will still enjoy herself, thrilled to the depths of her Martha-Stewart-possessed soul, gaily awhirl in the “Hail-Fellow-Well-Met” vortex of the Great Preppy Matrimonial Experience.
I, on the other hand, will endure many torturous hours at the epicenter of a social tradition I find thoroughly stressful, exhausting and wasteful. And my discomfort is exactly what I deserve.
I thank God in advance for the open bar.
If I’m in a rotten mood I’ll sometimes intentionally block in any cars I see weaving in and out of traffic to pass.No idea why I do this.
I also pushed every button in the elevator of a 10 story building,just because I knew a Yuppie butthead was waiting for it to return.(he was standing there holding the door opening jawing with his buddy while all the other passengers waited for him.)I actually enjoyed THAT one.
I beat up someone in a wheel-chair once.
Just kidding.
Im just waiting for the first high horse rider to get in here and moralize all over everyone. Shouldn’t be long now.
I was asshole supreme when I was 14-15. Or is that typical teenage boy? Vandalism, eggs, toilet paper in the trees, smashed mailboxes, exploded mailboxes, turfed lawns, that sort of thing. When I was in 9th grade I stuck a big wad of gum in my friends hair, for no reason. I know I was wrong for doing it.
About as mean as I get nowadays is wait for someone on a 28.8 connection on Napster. Let them download a song for 2 hours. When it gets to 96%, “delete/abort transfer”.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves!
bad dopers, bad.
me? no, I’ve never done anything mean. Convincing my friend that the guy he was chatting with was a cute girl? That wasn’t mean.
Beating people up? Always for their own good. S
etting people up on blind dates where I knew they’d hate each other? Always a chance that it might work out.
Starting the fire in school so that the asthmatic kid suffered an attack? he deserved it, he was funny lookin’
If I see a beggar, I always walk by without acknowledging him or giving him any money.
If somebody I don’t know (unless it’s an attractive woman) asks for directions, I pretend I don’t notice him either. Let 'em learn to read a map!
It’s you!. You complete… i just don’t have the words. Ack!
As for my story… when i was seven, i wanted to be friends with this girl called Katy. But she wouldn’t come and sit with me, so i got a red pencil (i remember this quite clearly), sharpened it and sharpened it… and stabbed her in the arm. Children are evil. She wasn’t seriously hurt - in fact i may not even have broken the skin. But i really wanted to. Eeeeeeeevil.
Fran
At work…I put customers on mute (A LOT) and make fun of them.
I have rubbed in the fact that I got promoted after less than a year with the department to people who have been there for years in the same position.
Personally…well between the ages of 16-20, I used to have fist fights with my older sister on almost a weekly basis. She’d say something slightly sarcastic and I’d just haul off and deck her. (I’m just SO girly:))
I’ve let guys I wouldn’t let clean my toilet buy me drinks.
And,while I consider this being honest,my friends always say I’m being bitchy when they ask for my opinion (usually about a man) and I give it to them. If I thinks he’s an idiot-I’ll say it.
Hmm, where do I start?
Even though I hate Rachelle, and she knows it, I still IM her occasionally just to throw her off guard. And while we’re talking, I throw in a few key details just to piss her off. “Oh, Rashad never mentioned that we’ve hooked up before? Well, I guess it’s understandable…I’d be jealous if I were you too…”
A few weeks ago at work, this kid was off at 9. It was almost 8:30, and I hadnt been able to give him his break yet. He was whining, so I told him he could hold out until he was off without taking a break, I’d give him his meal free. He jumped for the free food. I failed to remind him of the new free meals on break policy…oops.
I gave a guy really old fries last night. I felt bad immediately afterwards…
I invited my mom out ot lunch since I was in Boston today, and then let her pay. It’s what she’s there for…
I made fun of Dave’s escort…a lot…you know I love you babe 
I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all I can think of at the moment.
therob niiiice… welcome to the boards
Oldscratch C’mon, you ain’t kidding anyone, we know better than this - let’s hear something good.
punk snot dead
I left the door to my bedroom unlocked - KNOWINGLY - while I had passionate sex with an old boyfriend. This was the easiest way to get rid of my then-boyfriend, who I stupidly invited from Germany to live with me at university.
Needless to say, I did not mean for then-boyfriend to have a nervous breakdown. But he did finally leave the country.
In the past I have …
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[li]… intentionally give people the wrongest directions possible.[/li][li]… told a girl she looked just like an ex-girlfriend of mine, who died in a car accident and everytime I saw her I thought of that other girlfriend in order to get rid of her (to eliminate any possible confusion, I have underlined the part that was a lie).[/li][li]… intentionally given drive-thru cashiers the wrong amount, but in change, so that they’d spend longer proving it than just taking my word for it.[/li][li]… intentionally given drive-thru cashiers the wrong amount by “pretending” to drop a quarter as I was handing them the money (just look next time, there’s usually two or three quarters and other coins down there, and if you don’t see one, just pretend it rolled under the car). BTW, don’t ever try either of these last two anywhere near where you live … they never forget.[/li][li]… deleted all the carefully-cataloged but truly mediocre porn off the company laptop of an executive who should have known better than to leave it there in the first place.[/li][li]… tried to start a rumor about a co-worker who was out on extended sick-leave with back surgery that she was really out because she had gotten pregnant by the guy she was then having an affair with. The rumor didn’t take.[/li][/ul]
Currently, I’m the nicest guy you ever met.
The most mean spirited thing I ever did was in high school, specifically gym class, when myself and some others played keep away with a fellow classmates wooden leg…
As I look back now I realize what a horrible thing it was to do, but at the time it didn’t seem so bad. Didn’t help matters much that he was annoying, clingy and a racist to boot.
I wonder what ever happened to him…
Well, besides cutting people off Napster when their download is almost finished (but only if they are not sharing any files), and not letting stupid drivers cut in front of me…every time I pass my next door neighbor on the street, I point and yell “psycho” out the car window.
Once when I was around 8 we had a sleepover. Me and my friend pissed in a cup, mixed some sugar in it and gave it to his little brother. He drank it all. We never told him what it was… He did get sick too.