Float a raisin in his coffee and ask him if his place has a problem with rats.
PC looks ok, nobody shot me, missed work and that stack of stuff w/o serial numbers to locate because it hurts so badly to walk.
But i did discover Plouchman’s mustard.
Well if he weren’t married I’d like to tie him up and have my way with him.
See??!!
I even have bad luck getting back at him!
Well, I didn’t see that thread, but I’d like to kick his pansy ass anyway for being such a suck up! 
Cool.
Sell his house? Real, real cheap in a classified ad you bought for cash so it can’t be traced?
And it said “Contact after 9:00 p.m.?”
I’d stick… NO! I’d have SOMEONE! stick the neck of a full bottle of austi spumanti in his ass and shake it! THATS how bad my luck has been! L
did he ever wash Cecil’s ass?
Start referring to him only as Hoo-ha?
Naw, he’d probably like that.
Peace,
mangeorge
Put an ad in the paper advertising massages and sit back and giggle while he takes the calls.
My dishwasher gave up the ghost, the tv died, and now the car is developing a lake in the back seat.
Sheesh, when I get hold of the guy he’ll be sorry, and all those little aha’s too for that matter!
But not Mrs. Aha, I feel she’s suffered enough already!
I’ve already gotten even with him, and he doesn’t even know it ! I have opened that thread 200 times But I didn’t read it and haven’t posted to it.
Just opened it and then hit my back button. Hehehehehe I bet he’s going crazy trying to figure out how many people read it and didn’t post. 200 less than he thinks !
I am easily amused.
Well, I didn’t get one of the CDS I wanted.
Whenever I get really pissed with someone,
they have major bad luck. It just happens.
The last guy who pissed me off slipped on
the ice and broke his hip. I AM NOT MAKING
THIS UP!
aha will get his!
Aha
You are just way cool man.
I never opened that thread but I’m guessing it was that Do Not Open Or Post To .
Well you gave 'em fair warning , having worked on high voltage switchgear I learned long ago to follow instructions.
I’d like to buy you a long coool drink, heh!
Well, I noticed that thread of his, but I never opened it, and yesterday I won seventeen million dollars in the state lottery. I plan to buy him a sixpack of Miller High Life in the can.
I’d like to tie him to a chair and make him watch “Battlefield Earth” in a continual loop for a week.
Geezz what vicious bunch of bastards.
Except for my pal Ultress. If I were the rest of you I would watch what you say, cause she takes up for me.
Milo: I would rather have a cold carrot up my ass than watch Battlefield earth.
Ike: I will take that miller lite tho.
aha, you aren’t calling sweet innocent lil ol’ me a vicious bastard are you ?
I thought not !
HA! Buncha suckers! I know how to follow instructions, and I have not opened that thread!
So ultress, I’m with you, girlfriend. Let’s tie him down and have at it! 
Aha
I envy you, there are some who would pay good moeny for that sort of attention