I went to all the trouble of logging in and typing to report that I am actually laughing out loud at this one. Well done, sir.
Yeah, I think she thinks my calling the the cops a joke here means I don’t understand the victims were actual people. Which, to be fair, I did not before I saw this pitting.
This is kinda one of the best posts on this board. 
Dammit, you owe me a new spleen!
OP, anybody who regularly reads MOL’s posts here knows that if she gets out of line, all you have to do is throw a mouse at her.
Trackball or optical?
I have it on good authority that MOL wears a fur jacket that was made from puppies; stolen from children on Christmas morning!
It’s true, cops aren’t people and are held to a different standard of post-mortem humor. This is shown in the landmark Cop’s Rights documentary, “Reservoir Dogs.”
“Did you kill anybody?”
“Just some cops.”
“No real people?”
“No, just cops.”
Even I’m laughing at the ridiculousness of this.
I am offended on behalf of those who suffer from actual, clinically diagnosed pomposity.
Kumbaya. Loved that thread. Love MOL. Love the BigTard hatin.
I have it on good authority that she’s actually surly.
I believe the classical criteria for this involves a golf ball and a garden hose. By that standard, she is absolutely a lady to me.
And I hope I’ve “known” her long enough to be sure that she took this in the spirit intended.
I came in to defend MoL. Not that she can’t handle herself. I love her. I’d like, keep her as a pet and poke her occasionally to see her get mad. Don’t worry, MoL, I’d take good care of you. 
She once got me thrown out of a strip club.
No, you’re not. Count me in as not getting what the deal is here.
Those wolf whistles will do it every time.
I don’t get this kind of thing.
If you’re going to read the Dope, you should already be logged on, shouldn’t you? I mean, even if it’s just so you can avoid the ads?
Yeah, and that was before she cancelled Christmas!