I got this in an e-mail
and I hope it hasn’t been posted before,
I surched on it, but couldn’t find anything.
It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who
cares?)
Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world … it’s an ideal
substitute for a hot breakfast.
The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or
more per hour) can induce
a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.
Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex,
especially after long abstinence, can cause
spontaneous fizzle.
Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire
body, prevents asphyxiation during
mighty kisses, trims and tones pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body
enabling you to hold on tight and
keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate
manipulations, permitting you to talk and
perform at the same time.
A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm
cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.
Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For whom? )
After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance
policy.
10.“Where am I?” should not be considered an abnormal response to
immense orgasm.
Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance
counselor.
Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
It’s perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if
it belongs to your partner.
You know that you’ve had too much sex when your life begins to flash
before your eyes.
You know you’ve had too little sex when your partner begins to flash
before your eyes.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in
demand.
Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up
straight.
Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat
during sex).
Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds
endurance.
The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven
seconds or four to seven feet.
1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.
To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.
Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a
birthmark and a rash.
I want some sex now,
today, tomorrow and every day.
Doesn’t the avearge ejaculation contain several hundred million sperm cells? This would be enough to impregnate every woman in the country, several times over.
The average ejaculation contains about 100 million sperm. This would be enough to impregnate every woman of child-bearing age in the country, with enough left over for Canada and a signifacant portion of Mexico.
i lost 10 pounds in the from two weeks ago when my gf and i started gettin into it. she’s gone for the summer, and i’m worried about how i’m gonna keep the weight off…anyone live in az?
