Hello,everyone… just a warning… My best freind, Nessa, has just joined the board. Oddly enough, Her screen name is Nessa…
Just to let you know taht if you piss her off, she bites…other then that, she’s a wonderful source of entertainment.
This is her online deput… shes only done MSN so far, so I’m hoping you’l be gentle with her.
Shes very childish. And… pessimistic. Just a warning.
hello, I’m nessa… and as magic8ball said. yes I do leave bite marks, I not sure about the wonderful slice/source of entertainment, but I don’t think many ppl consider walls or me funny. msn, I don’t kno what this is called, your SUPPOSED to be nice, but no1 said you had to!
Yes, I’m aware I’m very very childish, but your just gonna have to live with that fact. and I am NOT pessimistic, but yes, the glass is half empty. and as magic8ball said. “Just a warning”, I’d suggest you take that warning…
Okay, Nessa, I’m gonna tell you what I told neicey-poo, so I don’t get upset later when people connect you two to me.
Spelling, grammar, punctuation. These are your friends.
Be nice.
No personal stuff of any kind. YK is a very small town and a lot of people there read the SDMB.
Welcome aboard! Now go wash off that makeup that she put on you, it’s too dar, and you’re such a pretty girl without it.
Nessa?
Isn’t that the name of the hot unicorn from Split Infinity by Piers Anthony?
Welcome to the board, nessa. I hope very much that you enjoy your stay!
Now, just a word of advice, which of course you are entirely welcome to ignore.
When I joined, I was a total newbie…I had never interacted online with anyone, and basically only used my computer to research stuff and communicate with friends by email. None of my friends used capitals, so although at first it drove me nuts, eventually I quit using them too. I recently looked up my first post here, and CRINGED…I used NO caps and looked like an idiot. No one pointed it out to me then, they were VERY nice to me…but I realized right away that correct grammar and use of caps and punctuation were necessary so that I didn’t look like some ten year old…and a ten year old without brains.
I am not saying you look that way, just saying that this was the conclusion I came to. Do with it what you will.
Have fun here!
It may be, but it’s also our Nessa’s real name. Well, part of it.
Yes, maxthevool, Nessa was the name of the unicorn… quite some good books, the split infinity series.
Actually, as you may have already guessed, Nessa stands for Vanessa. It was my nivkname for her, and then everyone else took it up. Posers.
She’s a bit slow though, and she doesn’t always make sense. actually, she RARELY makes sense. But if shes in the mood, you might catch a glimmer of inteligence somewhere in the recesses of her small brain.
Don’t worry nessa, I still love you 
Welcome, nessa!
Can I intrest you in a Do-It-Yourself Trepanning kit?
I got it as a free bonus with my Home Human Cannonball Set, but I don’t need it. I already got one.
I’ll sell it cheap!
Nessas currently grounded right now…
I’l relay her words for you. I’m talking to her on the phone as we speak.
She says she’l get in touch with you.
What Gingy said.
“no1” … “sum” … “ne1” … “this is how i rite if u dont lik it piss of”
Verboten, as it were;) You’ll find people treat you with more respect if you don’t treat this like a chat room or your school notebook (read: what you use to send notes:)).
::walks, clothed, out of thread::
She’l learn.
Mmmmmm…trepanicious…
Welcome, Nessa. You’ll know you’ve arrived when iampunha quits pretending to walk around your thread with his clothes on. Arrived where, we’re not sure.
LOL. I’l relay the news…
Iampunha, keep your clothes on. Theres innocent eyes here, I’m sure of it. Somewhere.
Hey… I’m just writing in this so she can find it… she should be on it tonight.
But you never know… we got our report cards today…
Pretending? Hell no! Them’s minors in this-here thread! I ain’t taking no chances;)
Mirrors, huh? smiles and nods Yes dear.
Didn’t I say nessa would soon be visiting?
I’m sorry. I was mistaken. I lied.
I feel so ashamed.
Tell the truth.
There *is no * nessa, is there?
Just you, 8ball. You’re posting while wearing a dress!
magic8ball has been spotted in a dress exactly three times since she hit puberty. Once was at my wedding. Them’s fightin’ words, Bosda!
I’ve seen nessa. She’s as real as I am, but I think she’s shorter. Maybe she got lost in a snowbank?
Actually, she just got grounded.
Again.