Ladies and gentlemen,
To put the point simply, I want to introduce myself to the community.
I have lurked on these boards for a while, and I have been impressed with the breadth and width of topics, opinions and posters here. This has convinced me to become (eventually) a member and (hopefully) contributor to these boards.
As a courtesy, I offer a word of warning. I have an unfortunate tendency to be silly at certain times of the month, or whenever I feel like it. Also, I can be goaded and prodded to pun .
I do try to behave like a gentleman, but sometimes I just can not control the silliness.
So,
doffs hat and bows to all
Liz
October 3, 2004, 7:34pm
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Well, welcome!
curtsies
Amusingly, I was just listening to Pinhead by the Ramones. You know what’s coming…
Gabba gabba, we accept you, one of us!
A new kid? wooooo! Sing the “right stuff” for us!
o o ooOOoo o o OOoo the right stuff
Dang!
Should have known better than to put even a tiny NKOTB-reference on the title there!
:smack:
Oh well, can’t be helped…
[copyrighted material removed]
And that WILL be the last time I’ll do NKOTB on the SDMB!
Yes, I can dance and I can sing, but I’d much rather sing something more … wholesome.
Oh, and thanks chatelaine and Tony for the welcome!
Psst new kid … copyright violation. Oops.
::runs nekkid thru thread::
:eek: Couldn’t be! Isn’t he busy on The Surreal Life ?
Anyway, um, welcome! …I guess. I’m a bit new here myself.
Liz
October 3, 2004, 8:39pm
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throws tomatoes at the fleeing iampunha
Uh-huh, what he said. Can only post snippets of lyrics, not the whole song. You can, however, link to lyric pages.
Nahuman:
As a courtesy, I offer a word of warning. I have an unfortunate tendency to be silly at certain times of the month, or whenever I feel like it. Also, I can be goaded and prodded to pun.
Monthly visitor that makes you act strange? I am so confused (a typical state for yours truly). Are you a werewolf or a her-mafro-dite?
Oopsie. My bad. (Although that wasn’t the whole song)
I did come here to fight ignorance, so I’d better start with my own posts…
I extend an apology for this blunder to all those whom it may be of concern and pledge to avoid any similar gaffes in the future.
iampunha , thank you for running through and gracing my thread by your presence. Does wonders for my (non-existent) street cred.
PussyCow , I believe that the operative part of my previous sentence is
Which means that the part about lunar phases was a red herring and part of the silliness.
Or I just might be a lycantrope afflicted with excessive shenanigans…
Welcome!
Let us know when you’re a paid member, and we’ll get the goat and the 500 pounds of Jell-O ready for your initiation.
Do you prefer red or orange Jell-O?
Oh, choose the red. The orange one is not orange-flavored. I don’t know what that flavor is, but I never want to taste it again!
I bow to your superior experience, PussyCow .
Red it shall be.
BTW, what colour is the goat?
Liz
October 3, 2004, 9:22pm
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BiblioCat:
Welcome!
Let us know when you’re a paid member, and we’ll get the goat and the 500 pounds of Jell-O ready for your initiation.
Do you prefer red or orange Jell-O?
Hey, what about me ? All I got was a couple of pounds of old tapioca pudding and an apathetic guinea pig, and I was even a returning former member!
I see how it is around here. :rolleyes:
Ah, I see a lady has been mistreated, chatelaine .
May I offer a flower to console you?
:: pulls out a rose from a sleeve::
Nahuman:
Ah, I see a lady has been mistreated, chatelaine .
May I offer a flower to console you?
:: pulls out a rose from a sleeve::
Woah. Cool move, man.
I hurt my elbow the other day…
Does it really matter? After all, you’re the one who’s going to be blindfolded.
Hey, what about me ? All I got was a couple of pounds of old tapioca pudding and an apathetic guinea pig, and I was even a returning former member!
I see how it is around here. :rolleyes:
Yah well, my sympathies. The bastards couldn’t find a real goat for me, so I wound up with a three-legged dingo that eats tin cans.
Blonde
October 3, 2004, 9:42pm
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Howdy, Nahuman !
Can I have a rose? Please?