A new kid on the block wanting to say hi

Ladies and gentlemen,

To put the point simply, I want to introduce myself to the community.

I have lurked on these boards for a while, and I have been impressed with the breadth and width of topics, opinions and posters here. This has convinced me to become (eventually) a member and (hopefully) contributor to these boards.

As a courtesy, I offer a word of warning. I have an unfortunate tendency to be silly at certain times of the month, or whenever I feel like it. Also, I can be goaded and prodded to pun.

I do try to behave like a gentleman, but sometimes I just can not control the silliness.

So,

doffs hat and bows to all

Well, welcome!

curtsies

Amusingly, I was just listening to Pinhead by the Ramones. You know what’s coming…

Gabba gabba, we accept you, one of us!

A new kid? wooooo! Sing the “right stuff” for us!
o o ooOOoo o o OOoo the right stuff

Dang!

Should have known better than to put even a tiny NKOTB-reference on the title there!
:smack:

Oh well, can’t be helped…

[copyrighted material removed]

And that WILL be the last time I’ll do NKOTB on the SDMB!

Yes, I can dance and I can sing, but I’d much rather sing something more … wholesome.

Oh, and thanks chatelaine and Tony for the welcome!

Psst new kid … copyright violation. Oops.

::runs nekkid thru thread::

Jordan?!?

:eek: Couldn’t be! Isn’t he busy on The Surreal Life?

Anyway, um, welcome! …I guess. I’m a bit new here myself.

throws tomatoes at the fleeing iampunha

Uh-huh, what he said. Can only post snippets of lyrics, not the whole song. You can, however, link to lyric pages.

Monthly visitor that makes you act strange? I am so confused (a typical state for yours truly). Are you a werewolf or a her-mafro-dite?

Oopsie. My bad. (Although that wasn’t the whole song)
I did come here to fight ignorance, so I’d better start with my own posts…

I extend an apology for this blunder to all those whom it may be of concern and pledge to avoid any similar gaffes in the future.

iampunha, thank you for running through and gracing my thread by your presence. Does wonders for my (non-existent) street cred.

PussyCow, I believe that the operative part of my previous sentence is

Which means that the part about lunar phases was a red herring and part of the silliness.

Or I just might be a lycantrope afflicted with excessive shenanigans… :smiley:

Welcome!
Let us know when you’re a paid member, and we’ll get the goat and the 500 pounds of Jell-O ready for your initiation.

Do you prefer red or orange Jell-O?

Oh, choose the red. The orange one is not orange-flavored. I don’t know what that flavor is, but I never want to taste it again!

I bow to your superior experience, PussyCow.

Red it shall be.

BTW, what colour is the goat?

Hey, what about me? All I got was a couple of pounds of old tapioca pudding and an apathetic guinea pig, and I was even a returning former member!

I see how it is around here. :rolleyes:

Ah, I see a lady has been mistreated, chatelaine.

May I offer a flower to console you?

:: pulls out a rose from a sleeve::

Woah. Cool move, man.

I hurt my elbow the other day…

Does it really matter? After all, you’re the one who’s going to be blindfolded.

Yah well, my sympathies. The bastards couldn’t find a real goat for me, so I wound up with a three-legged dingo that eats tin cans.

Howdy, Nahuman!

Can I have a rose? Please?