Er… Just out of curiosity BiblioCat , what happens to the goat afterwards?
Nevermind, I don’t think I want to know…
PussyCow , injured elbow and a dingo ? Ouch. My condolences.
Incidentally, are you a friend of chocolate? I have this extra box of confectioneries and I don’t know what to do with it. Would you be willing to take it off my hands, as a favor? I really need to cut down on my sugar…
Blonde , I am most pleased to make your acquaintance.
:: bows and offers a rose to Blonde from the other sleeve::
Nahuman:
Er… Just out of curiosity BiblioCat , what happens to the goat afterwards?
Nevermind, I don’t think I want to know…
We’re not cruel, you know. We simply cut out its heart and eat it, still beating, right in front of the dying goat’s eyes.
Nah, just kidding. We send it to New Jersey to work in the Public Works department.
Liz
October 3, 2004, 10:10pm
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Oh, Nahuman !
lasps hands together in glee
You’re going to be a fine addition around here, I can tell that already. You should teach that trick to my missus, she could learn a thing or two.
Pussycow , I’ll see your three-legged dingo and raise you a snooty three-toed sloth.
Nahuman
October 3, 2004, 10:28pm
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NoClueBoy , do you think NJ Public Works is less or more cruel, hmm?
chatelaine
It was a test. Of course holding a government job in New Jersey is a fate worse than death.
You have passed the gom jabbar.
Hello, Newman.
Wait, that’s not you. Pretty close, though. Sorry 'bout that. Hello, Nahuman.
Nahuman
October 3, 2004, 10:55pm
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Yay!
That means you consider me to be human NoClueBoy !
I guess that’s an old joke. I’m a fogey, don’t mind me.
::wanders off, mumbling::
Liz
October 3, 2004, 11:17pm
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That’s a Seinfeld reference, Nahuman.
Just don’t scratch your back with BraheSilver’s spatula.
Nahuman , you might wanna take some time to read the FAQ - guidelines for posting at the SDMB
Welcome to the SDMB.
Cajun Man
Grrr
October 4, 2004, 1:25am
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Boo! hisss
“Get outa here narc! Why you want to spoil our fun? We’re all just here trying to have a goood time man…”/obligatory simpson quote
Nahuman:
Incidentally, are you a friend of chocolate? I have this extra box of confectioneries and I don’t know what to do with it. Would you be willing to take it off my hands, as a favor? I really need to cut down on my sugar…
Chocolate? Yes, yes, oh yes!
Nahuman , you are my new best friend.
Don’t worry about the colour of the goat. Just try to keep the damn thing away from your jell-o.
Hey, Nahuman seems like a pretty cool guy. I want to be involved too! Welcome, Nahuman.
…
Aw, shucks Elenia28 .
How could I refuse a lady’s request? Though I fear you far outshine this poor carnation with your smile, Elenia .
:: offers a delicate white carnation::
Luckily, the local florist is a friend of mine. This might get expensive real quick otherwise.
Oh, and Cajun man , thanks for the welcome.
Sorry for the [copyrighted material]*. I’ll be more careful in the future.
*(both for putting it up, and for it being NKOTB)
Nahuman:
Aw, shucks Elenia28 .
How could I refuse a lady’s request? Though I fear you far outshine this poor carnation with your smile, Elenia .
:: offers a delicate white carnation::
Luckily, the local florist is a friend of mine. This might get expensive real quick otherwise.
White carnations are soooo pretty! Thank you! And welcome to the boards!
Umm…isn’t the jello supposed to be inside the goat? Or did I have a different initiation from everyone else?
Nahuman:
Oh, and Cajun man , thanks for the welcome.
Sorry for the [copyrighted material]*. I’ll be more careful in the future.
*(both for putting it up, and for it being NKOTB)
Sucking up to the Mods. Nice move Nahuman ! Just remember to slip a couple pounds of Godiva chocolate to Lynn Bodoni every once in a while and you’ll do just fine.Nahuman joins up y’all.[/zize]
