Nahuman, a friendly reminder. Preview is our friend. :smack:
There you go, swampy. Your sentence was too tall. It needed more shortening.
Ew man, ew.
I’m glad I wasn’t around for your initiation.
Wow.
You’re the most intelligent newbie I’ve seen in a long time.
Welcome…and for the final test…which is better, Star Trek or Star Wars?
Much rides on your answer. Think carefully.
Uhh… er… well, I, um…
ivylass, your Schwartz is stronger than mine?
:: hopeful smile::
er…
:: gives ivylass two dozen roses, a box of chocolates, a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape, the keys to his car and runs away to hide behind a big rock::
(P.S I like them both, especially ST:TNG and SW: original trilogy)
Alright, enough with the nicey-nice. You people are making me ill. We’re supposed to scare the crap outta newbies, not be all suckin’ up for candy and flowers!!!
It is time.
The true test:
Dune or The Hobbit?
And your paltry gifts will not impress me! I want to know, which, in your humble opinon, is better. Then you shall be judged.
Newbie chiming in to Ghanima: The Hobbit. 
Welcome, Nahuman, live long and prosper!
Ghanima, as you wish. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Dune.
I stand awaiting your judgment.
Kythereia, Elen síla lumenn’ omentielvo.
“The many need to sometimes outweigh the the few, or the one” or something
Hey look everyone!!
This one has a pulse, a sense of humor AND at least 2 working brain cells. Can we keep him, huh, huh??
Welcome aboard, Nahuman
Congratulations, Nahuman!
You have passed The Test. NOW you can give me candy and flowers and vibrating eggs and what-have-you.
Kythereia, so sorry. Your fate is to join in on the many numerous LOTR threads, and not remain all lofty and aloof (and lonely) like, well, um, me.
Welcome, both of you.
Nahuman, mae govannen!
And Ghanima–gasp! A fate worse than death! :eek: (I kid, and I likes you lots ;))
Is anyone else noticing the blood dripping from Nahuman’s arms?
Those roses had thorns, didn’t they?
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
So, are you set to become a human, much like the maligned nabaron Feyd Rautha was set to become the baron once old Vlad kicked the bucket?
ivylass looks at her stash of gifts, back to Nahuman, back to the stash, back to Nahuma…
You’ll do. Welcome aboard. Don’t go into Great Debates without a truckload of cites. (It’s a very scary place.)
All I got to say is butter .
Be thankful, it could have been a lot worse …
So Nahuman on his first post has already done a copyrite violation, had his post edited, been warned, been streaked, apologized a couple of times, questioned the superiority of Star wars, Star trek, the Hobbitt and Dune, he’s been in a food fight and admits to having some kinda menstrual problems, he was confused for a Seinfeld character and is already bribing the wimminfolk with chocolate and is bound to get some attention from “The Boss” Lynn Bodoni for that not too subtle hint…all on his first day here. :eek:
If Unca Cece shows up he’ll have a perfect thread. Not too bad kid. I’d say you’ve got you moneys worth.
BTW I thought it was lemonjello.
hmmm all of that and I forgot to say…Howdy 