Perhaps “Chim-chim” would be better?
The entire state of Texas is a shithole aside from Austin and Houston.
I came across an interesting article a while back. It turns out that some of those rumors about the UN and/or Russia invading were in fact based on something.
Although. . .
It’s not what you would expect.
That photo heading the article looks like something straight out of a *Fallout *game.
Nevertheless, I think it’s about time we did a santorum-job on “Lubbock.” Let’s see, perhaps “lubbock” could be the new word for “Cleveland steamer” or “rusty trumpet.”
No, I think the sexual and scatological meanings should be reserved for smearing sources of bigotry on sex and sexuality issues specifically. (Boy, I’m glad the “s” key on my keyboard didn’t give out during that sentence.)
I propose “lubbock” as a verb meaning the slack-jawed unconscious drooling that sometimes happens when one falls into a doze in a public place. “I briefly nodded off during the meeting and might have gotten away with it, except turns out I was lubbocking all over my tie.”
That’s usually more along the lines of clearing up downed trees on county roads after tornados, although I suppose repelling invasions by One World Gub’mints would qualify if one takes an expansive reading.
What, you mean the general “you” or me personally? 'Cause I sure wouldn’t tell you any such thing. 
Don’t say that, he’ll ask for a bigger tax increase. What if he has to repel foreign invaders and clear up downed trees at the same time? His current staff clearly wouldn’t be adequate for the job.
Here’s what I dont get:
Let’s say that Obama DID want to turn sovereignty over to the U.N.
How, exactly, could he accomplish this? And would the U.N. want it?
No worries, this is west Texas. There’re only about five trees in the whole county.
Well, that’s the end of his political career. The Republican Party of Texas has no use for this kind of un-American crazy talk.
Yo, see Post 48. Question’s still open, though.
Are you saying Chimera is Mary Poppins?
Of course, we cannot confer such an honor upon the esteemed judge himself, because “head” is already taken, as it were.
I hadn’t thought of that. I was thinking of the monkey from Speed Racer.
I could be the monkey from Speed Racer who is practically perfect in every way.
But that seems unlikely.
Why did you include Houston?
I knew there was a reason they are doing a remake of RED DAWN.
West Texas is better, because it contains fewer Texans.
Here I sit
Buns a-flexin’
Giving birth
To another Texan.