Meet Tom Head, Lubbock County Judge

All the extra police he would hire with the extra tax – would those be his Staff of Bigger Government +7? :smiley:

Will never happen. Opposition to Clinton continued despite NAFTA, Operation Infinite Reach and the Glass-Steagall repeal. Any attempt by Democrats to be conciliatory and bipartisan will just result in the opposition lurching further right. The Democrats need to identify their base, cut their losses with those that’ll never be part of it and govern as such. Their one hope is that the resultant prosperity gains slightly more popular acceptance.

Thanks, now I have an earworm: Happiness was Lubbock, Texas in my Rearview Mirror :smiley:

I just don’t get this UN meme. Surely Democrats and Republicans can agree that the UN is at best an inept organization that issues empty threats and sometimes hands out aid and…takes over America by military force?

Seriously…WTF?

“an inept organization that issues empty threats” ???

Okay wise guy, then what is *your *explanation for the hidden blue-helmet troops in the Dakotas? Huh? You think the Chinese invited them or something?

Maybe he was thinking the New Hampshire Lexington and Concord.

The local militia will take them out. Obama forgot to arm the UN troops because he banned guns. Do try to keep up.

Hey, maybe someone can help eradicate my ignorance here. Setting aside the logistics of where all these UN troops are supposed to come from, and who’s going to pay for their transport, food, etc, just how would a US president hand executive power over to the UN, anyway? Seems like, at the very least, the agreement of Congress would be required. In any event, I can’t imagine an executive order would have the required degree of clout to carry out such a thing.

Obama will just use signing statements to establish the new American monarchy. That’s exactly what GWB did too.

Since 1776. Do try to keep up.

It’s been 36 years since we’ve had an administration without either a Bush or a Clinton holding an office in it! :eek:

You think you’re joking? I recall back in the late '70s or early '80s, hearing on the radio a Florida state legislator making a floor speech about how adding kilometer-distances to the highway signs was a Communist plot to facilitate Soviet troop movements in an invasion – those Russians don’t know from miles, you see, so they’ll need to be able to read how many kilometers they are from Tallahasee when they head there to take away our rights and freedom. (I also heard all the other legislators laughing at him, that’s something, but, still . . .)

Somehow I just can’t see either family as a suitably royal one . . .

Why George Senior never thought to name George Dubya “Harry” is beyond me.

Given that the UN cannot organize a couple of thousand peacekeepers and have them operate with any kind of success, I have no idea how the disparate nations of the UN would be able to organize a million or more troops to occupy this country.

Well, besides the entire batshit insane idea of WHY anyone would try to occupy the United States or WHY anyone here would be in on the plan and think it a good idea that would actually do or resolve anything we can’t do or resolve on our own.

Look, Chim (can I call you **Chim **?), it pains me to say this but we’ve talked it over with the fellas and, well… we’re gonna have to ask ya to turn in your batshit conspiracy membership card. Nothin’ personal to it, we all like you well enough, it’s just you keep on and on with your facts and your logical inferences and your “making sense as a cohesive whole” stuff… we feel there might be other, better clubs out there for you.

Even worse, I looked at the numbers.

Even if they were to somehow come up with ONE MILLION Russians, Chinese, Nigerians, Indians, etc to occupy America, that would be 1 per 320 citizens. If it was roughly proportioned by population, that would mean roughly 15,000 troops to occupy Minnesota, home to 5 million people (over 87,000 square miles). I have to believe that 15,000 troops trying to control this state against our will would be seriously chewed within a week and within a month, cease to exist as an occupying force.

And we’re not even some place like Texas.

All part of the plan. The UN pretends to be feckless, disorganized, and low on resources, to lull our citizens into a sense of security and then wham! They let us have it!

Connect the dot, people!

Fuck, just wait for the winter…

As long as it’s not drawn out then a “p”.
“Look Chimmmmm…p” :wink: