Per cnn.com:
To paraphrase Gunny Hartman, if God wanted you 8000 miles away from where you are now preaching the word he would have miracled your ass there by now. Go fly coach.
By the way, cnn, they are called statute miles, not statue miles.
This mf must have bumped his head!!!
The saddest thing is, some equally brain-damaged people are going to pony up. And probably eat ramen-noodles for the next month.
Sixty dollars?
SOLD!
Can I buy two?
Creflo Dollar?
Jesus H. And he’ll probably get it too. Hope the Lord has told him how much it costs to gas up those Gulfstreams.
So, a tangent, sort of. Back in 2000 when I first joined the SDMB, I came as part of a disagreement between this board and an evangelical Christian one. At the time I joined the Christian one, I was attending Creflo Dollar’s church. Attending, but not officially a member, and I never was one. The idea of the Gospel of Prosperity never sat well with me, and this is one example of why.
This reminds me of when Oral Roberts claimed that if he didn’t raise 8 million dollars be X date, God was going to [del]call him home[/del] kill him.
God did eventually croak him. Just took him a while.
Q: Did you hear Oral Roberts died?
A: Whoa? Really?
Q: Yeah: the check bounced
Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
I don’t think that’s in the ol’ Gospel hymnal, Rev.
Hey you, I will chip in an extra 60.
Can we discuss Charter Airline status between us? 
Yeah, this is a Hell of a lot cheaper than that damn Mercedes Benz!
A Mercedes Benz? You expect a cultured gentleman of exquisite taste and impeccable religious convictions to slum it in a Benz, when Jesus himself wants only the best for his most faithful servants? No, we mustn’t insult the Lord with such meager acquisitions, heavens no!
We must heap a bounty of glory upon the Lord with the splendor of our possessions, for as He so loves his children with a boundless fervor, so he wishes for us an abundance of opulence, through Jesus Christ our savior.
Therefore, we must have not one, but two Rolls Royces, can I get an Amen? Hallelujah!
Not going (by air) to the promised land just yet. From the Daily Fail:
Man, I am definitely in the wrong line of work. Too bad I’m an atheist.
Yep. To really sell the con, you have to believe in the con.
Why is that a hindrance? All you need is total greed and a lack of shame.
This totally put that church in Houston to shame. Remember the one where they were looking for donations to buy new rotors for their helicopter?
So what, he’s supposed to fly first class with the sooty-faced hoi polloi? This is not God’s plan!
Why are you letting that stop you? How sincere do you think those guys are? Heck, even the Bible says that with God all things are possible. If he lets them get rich, he’ll have you covered too. It’s never too late to change careers!