Megan Fox wants me to have a heart attack.

Sure, whatever gets you through the night.

If she were serious about an all-nude role in a non-porn film, I had a idea: if someone ever made a movie of C.S. Lewis’s Perelandra, it would call for the female lead spending the movie in the buff. And none of this “always from the back, or behind a convenient bush, or with arms and legs strategically posed” stuff either.

(I was originally going to post in the Christian movies thread about how C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy has never been made, in part because the presumption that Christianity is literally true is an essential part of the plot. The required nudity for Perelandra would have been another problem in a more modest time.)

Somebody pass the hat to get this thing done. I’m good for $5.

Whaddya know…? It works!

$5 more

He dated Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and knocked up Vanessa Marcil so he must have something going for him.

Just out of curiosity, are you sure that you’re wrong about the movie and not about the person? Not that I’d particularly expect a line like that to be about either of the prominent actresses in GI Joe more than MF, but it seems somewhat possible.

Meh. Sometimes she looks good, sometimes… not so much. Here’s one of the better pics (SFW) I’ve ever seen: http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/06/megan-fox-entertainment-weekly-cover-big-thumb-440x595-11043.jpg

And yet she kept showing up every day, asking if anyone had seen Michael Bey around and calling Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shia. That’s when the crew started talking.

Of course “geek” in that world is Indiana Jones’s son.

One man’s good pic is another’s Photoshop Disaster.

http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/14/transformers-crew-calls-megan-fox-dumb-as-a-rock/

Here is their open letter: