[QUOTE=tdn]
I predict that “I choking your toaster” will be the next SDMB catchphrase.
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If he doesnt have a toaster, how is he going to cook his stupid food for breakfast?
[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]
If he doesnt have a toaster, how is he going to cook his stupid food for breakfast?
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I think he just drinks it. Unless he wants a toastertini.
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
What? 
I think maybe you were the only one. What am I missing?
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In the new Battlestar Galactica show, “toaster” is a derogatory term for a Cylon.
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Beating up a toaster is just strange. What was disturbing was the way Mel kept screaming “ADMIT THE TRUTH! YOUR REAL NAME IS TOASTEIN!”
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“Sunbeam…? Liar…LIAR!!! Admit it…you’re real name is Sunstein. You’re real name is SUN-STEIN!!!”
Thank Og I’m not the only one who can see him red-faced and screaming, arguing with his toaster. (And the toaster winning the argument! 
)
I wonder if he does it alone or with the help of some pop tart?
[QUOTE=Miller]
In the new Battlestar Galactica show, “toaster” is a derogatory term for a Cylon.
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Yup. And tonight, we get a brand new episode of Galacticy Goodness*. It’ll be frakkin great!
*shamelessly stolen from someone in one of the spoiler threads
“What are you lookin’ at, Toaster Tits?” Just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]
If he doesnt have a toaster, how is he going to cook his stupid food for breakfast?
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At least we know for damn sure he won’t have a bagel!
[QUOTE=freckafree]
“What are you lookin’ at, Toaster Tits?” Just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
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It does for me!
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]
It does for me!
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You slip in your slice and it warms up a treat.
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
You slip in your slice and it warms up a treat.
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What a pity I suffer from blender envy …
[QUOTE=Eve]
Well, you know, toasters are responsible for all the wars in the world.
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Except for the War of 1812. That was started by a cappucino machine.
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
P.E.T.K.A.C.H.U.
(People for the Ethical Treatment of Kitchen Appliances and Countertop Helpers United)
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I’m torn between a “gesundheit” joke and a “Petkachu! I choose you!” joke…
[QUOTE=Duckster]
I wonder if he does it alone or with the help of some pop tart?
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Oh, I don’t think Mrs. Gibson would appreciate that…
Oh, he was always wound up a couple of turns too tight, it’s just that now he has the resources to act out his brainstorms.
Man, that’s got to be one brave little toaster…
[QUOTE=blondebear]
Man, that’s got to be one brave little toaster…
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!!!
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
Correct form:
Choking the chicken
Flogging the bishop
Tossing the toaster
Incorrect form:
Choking the toaster
Tossing the bishop
Flogging the chicken
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Is “milking the chimp” okay?
[QUOTE=Ludovic]
Is “milking the chimp” okay?
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Only for White House Press Corps.
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
Correct form:
Choking the chicken
Flogging the bishop
Tossing the toaster
Incorrect form:
Choking the toaster
Tossing the bishop
Flogging the chicken
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According to NC State’s Technician, the correct form is “polishing the bishop.”
(Of course you would know that their online archives don’t go back that far…so no link.)