If he doesnt have a toaster, how is he going to cook his stupid food for breakfast?
I think he just drinks it. Unless he wants a toastertini.
In the new Battlestar Galactica show, “toaster” is a derogatory term for a Cylon.
“Sunbeam…? Liar…LIAR!!! Admit it…you’re real name is Sunstein. You’re real name is SUN-STEIN!!!”
Thank Og I’m not the only one who can see him red-faced and screaming, arguing with his toaster. (And the toaster winning the argument! 
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I wonder if he does it alone or with the help of some pop tart?
Yup. And tonight, we get a brand new episode of Galacticy Goodness*. It’ll be frakkin great!
*shamelessly stolen from someone in one of the spoiler threads
“What are you lookin’ at, Toaster Tits?” Just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
At least we know for damn sure he won’t have a bagel!
It does for me!
You slip in your slice and it warms up a treat.
What a pity I suffer from blender envy …
Except for the War of 1812. That was started by a cappucino machine.
I’m torn between a “gesundheit” joke and a “Petkachu! I choose you!” joke…
Oh, I don’t think Mrs. Gibson would appreciate that…
Oh, he was always wound up a couple of turns too tight, it’s just that now he has the resources to act out his brainstorms.
Man, that’s got to be one brave little toaster…
!!!
Is “milking the chimp” okay?
Only for White House Press Corps.
According to NC State’s Technician, the correct form is “polishing the bishop.”
(Of course you would know that their online archives don’t go back that far…so no link.)