Memes!.... In Other Words.

[gonzoron]

I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

[JSexton]

Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

[JSexton]

@gonzoron

I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

See, this is great, because I spent a few minutes pondering it. And then the answer hit me, and it was like it happened all over again.

Well played.

[Mahaloth]

@gonzoron

I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

Took me about 30 seconds, then it kind of just rolled into my mind.

[Johnny_Q]

Your philosophy is interesting to me, and I wish to receive it in written form.

[xkit0katx]

I find your ideas fascinating, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

In the country formerly known as the USSR, the expectation that certain things happen in a certain order are reversed to comedic affect.

[Meeko]

@JSexton

See, this is great, because I spent a few minutes pondering it. And then the answer hit me, and it was like it happened all over again.

Well played.

Rick Roll’d squared!

But yes. Me too.

[Meeko]

@Balance

Guys, I think what Meeko was aiming for was the Invisible Idiot riddle format (so named for an apocryphal tale of a translator who rendered “Out of sight, out of mind” as “invisible idiot”).

It’s a bit like verbal charades–you provide clues that are either equivalent to the target word, or are equivalent to something that sounds like the target word; there can be more than one clue per word. The standard format separates clues that are part of a single word by a comma, with a semicolon between sets of clues for a different word. Generally, you pick a theme for a set of riddles (which you may or may not choose to reveal). In this case the theme is apparently “Memes”, though I’m not familiar with any internet meme that matches Meeko’s clues.

Here’s an easy example:

deep guitar, intended; feline

The catchphrase of a Meme, As written by the Government [Any Government] had to write a 10 page report about it. Also Exospeak Gag / Buffy Speak.

Mine was Pickle Suprirse. You’ve been Warned. – But yes, it’s a “fossil” as well.

[Meeko]

“It would be immediately identical to a long, one story building with adjacent retail and service establishments.” (Attention, Attention)

[Meeko]

@gonzoron

I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

Yeah, I’m gonna outright steal this, and post it to my Facebook. For the reason JSexton made.

[Gangster_Octopus]

I look lasciviously, Oy, at the the cousins and such of Mrs. Aniston!

[Yorikke]

@JSexton

Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

Cool story, bro!

Perpetually solitary.

Joe

[Autolycus]

Was ‘perpetually solitary’ a hint? I’m so wonewy?

Can anyone explain to me the wonderful mystery of a new human life?

[Yorikke]

@Autolycus

Was ‘perpetually solitary’ a hint? I’m so wonewy?

Can anyone explain to me the wonderful mystery of a new human life?

Yes, a hint.

Perpetually… solitary.

And, how is babby formed?

Joe

[Kamino_Neko]

@JSexton

Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

Dammit, I was going to do Cool story, bro.

Also, MaxTorque, I don’t believe Chewie ate your balls…it was totally Mr T.

[Mahaloth]

@xkit0katx

In the country formerly known as the USSR, the expectation that certain things happen in a certain order are reversed to comedic affect.

In the Soviet Union __________ ________'s you!

[Hal_Briston]

@Tengu

Also, MaxTorque, I don’t believe Chewie ate your balls…it was totally Mr T.

My god…it’s amazing how many fricking Tripod and Angelfire pages are still out there…

[armedmonkey]

To continue the game (though there are several up thread yet to be solved) here’s this:

Hero and the terror.

And c’mon “perpetually solitary” is forever alone. That’s too easy.

[Johnny_Q]

You may not have the object in question. It does not belong to you.

GAINING THE UPPER HAND!!!

[Roland_Orzabal]

@Meeko

“It would be immediately identical to a long, one story building with adjacent retail and service establishments.” (Attention, Attention)

It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall! (Hey hey!)
Your choice of verbiage and syntax connotes an effeminate quality to your person indicative of non-heteronormative tendencies. Furthermore, a coprological analysis reveals a deficiency of three standard deviations in the contents of your sigmoid colon.