Memorable moments from the film Airplane! (Open spoilers)

Too bad he wasn’t working ATC in ABQ that day.

You’ll have to let yourself out. There’s some juice in the fridge.

Don’t start up with your white zone shit again!

True fact; the couple who have the white zone / red zone argument were not only a real married couple, but were the couple who’d recorded a bunch of PA announcements at LAX.

Well, if Mike was an Air Traffic Controller in the early 1980s, you know what happened to all of them a few years later…

How 'bout some coffee, Johnny?

Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

Heh. Today, one of my Nurse Practitioners handed me a piece of paper with a lab result on it and asked me “what do you make of this?”. I of course took it and said “Why I could make a hat, or a brooch”. He got it, and grabbed it back before I could say “pterodactyl”.

He gets so excited when new people are here.

Have I got a T-shirt for you!: https://www.sportys.com/wrightbros/don-t-call-me-shirley-t-shirt.html