Memorable Quotes from Your Favorite Movies

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Give me witty, poignant, hilarious, or what-have-you. Pick two or three. Provide context where appropriate, if you like.

Here’re three from me:

  1. “You’re probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
    –Lucia to Dedee, The Opposite of Sex. Dedee has just foisted herself upon the hospitality of her half-brother Bill. She then proceeds to seduce and sleep with Matt, Bill’s dim but cheerful boyfriend. As a result, Bill and Matt break up. Lucia is Bill’s friend, and didn’t approve of Matt.

  2. “Well, it didn’t look like a one-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly!”
    –Ulysses Everett McGill, consternated, O Brother Where Art Thou?.

  3. “Prague. You’ll come back a bug.”
    –Grover, upon being informed of his girlfriend’s decision to move to the Czech Republic after graduation rather than live with him in Brooklyn, Kicking and Screaming.

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“Men? Men are weak.” [del]Agent Smith[/del] Elrond.

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“If you hold back anything, I’ll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything I’ll kill ya. In fact, you’re gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I’ve said? Because if you don’t, I’ll kill ya.” - Rory Breaker, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Chris Knight: “So, if there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.”
Susan: “Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?”
Chris Knight: “Not right now.”
Susan: “A girl’s gotta have her standards.”
From Real Genius (duh!)

Bart: “Are we awake?”
Jim: “We’re not sure. Are we black?”
Bart: “Yes, we are.”
Jim: “Then we’re awake, but very puzzled.”
Blazing Saddles, of course.

Ok, I’ll stop now. :smiley:

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Real Genius and Lock Stock. Very nice.

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“Saigon…shit.” - Willard, Apocalypse Now

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” - Dean Wormer, Animal House

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“This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger up the ass!”

  • Walter (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski

“We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them now.”

  • Withnail, Withnail & I
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“You know, your son looks like a fag to me.”, “…and none of that stinkin’ Root Beer!”, “…he was a terrible masterbator! Damn if he didn’t get deliberate penaltys so he could get into the box and 'eh eh eh eh!”- All from Slapshot

“Use enough dynamite, there, Butch?”- BC and the SDK

“Perhaps it was the result of an anxiety.”- Mad Max

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I’ll be back! (some Governor or other!)

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Aside from the obvious threat of death and “As you wish”:
“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
from The Princess Bride

“Nanananananananaaaaaaaa”
from Caddyshack

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“She’s my Rushmore, Max.
I know… she was mine, too.”

  • Most of the quotes in that film I love, but that will do for now.

"Remember when you was a kid and you would spend the whole year waiting for summer vacation and when it finally came it would fly by just like that? It’s funny, Jimmy, life has a way of flying by faster than any old summer vacation really fucking does. "

  • Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead

“Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.”

  • Ghost World

"If it turns out that there IS a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. "

I love most from that movie (Love and Death) as well.

And, I suppose that’s all for now.

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Col. Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don’t need any help from me, sir.
Col. Mustard: That’s right!
Clue

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