Memorable things your friends have said (remote NSFW possibility)

A classmate during study hall was encouraging me to lift weights to increase the size of my chest, while motioning to her own ample bosom. Took her a moment to realize what she had done.

I was the second tallest student in school. One of my shorter friends would do a Tattoo impression at least once a week: “De plane! De plane Look out, boss, you’re too tall!”