Ever shoot off the perfect, non-plagiarized one-liner at the perfect time? Now’s your chance to brag! Here’s mine:
There was a couple who had started dating in my company, but for some reason they were trying to be secretive about it. Everyone knew, but they still tried to hide it. I was coming back from lunch one day just as they pulled into the parking deck as well, and when they saw me standing by the elevator they quickly stopped holding hands. I waited until the elevator doors closed, trapping them in, and said in a dry monotone:
“You two shouldn’t be seen together so often; people might stop talking.”
They just looked nervous and I stood there grinning until we got off the elevator.