Men in leather pants.

Obviously you all have been missing out on the wonder that is the Ren Faire. Men in leather pants are everywhere, and most of them look pretty damn hot. My bf has a pair of vinyl pants (cooler in the summertime) that he tucks into a pair of floppy knee-high boots… rrowr

The kind of leather is also important. Tissue paper-thin “fashion” leather? Bleah.

I’ve seen pants made from leather better suited for making gloves, and they look bad.

Mentally counts up what’s in the closet at home… three pair of chaps, four or five pair of pants… Smells good, too!

Only if nipple clamps and a ball-gag complete the ensemble .

Depends on the kind of leather pants.

This kind looks pretty nice. :slight_smile:

And then there’s always leather kilts…

Looking at the eBay description, my first thought is that I’ve never had to say “I can explain these pants.”

…and I somehow feel that I’ve wasted my life :frowning:

I’ve got a nice ass, so I can make them look nice with a snazzy shirt if I go to a part or something. I’ve also got a pair of leather zip-off cargo pants that for some reason go well with my Ren Faire garb.

Hey, it was a 2 for 1 sale at Wilson’s. The faux snakeskin pleather pants don’t leave the bedroom. :wink:

Provided the band has major talent, instead of being cringe-inducing posers.

In general, only he-man bikers, TV action heroes, and street-tough black men (think Shaft) can pull off this suspect look. Wimps, wusses, ectomorphs and Manilow lovers need not apply.

Ditto re: the observations of a dude wearing leather hopping out of a Camry. :rolleyes:

Thank you.

:smiley:

While there are some men who should not be wearing them, I’ve seen many men wear them and make me want to follow them home like a puppy. Particularly at the Ren Faire.
Woof.

And why is Google advertising incontinence products? :confused:

Oh, no! The woman has discovered our code!

A-freakin’-men, sister.

Slight hijack–One night, my girlfriends and I went to a drive-in movie theater in the middle of nowhere, New York. I forgot to get gas on the way there. We saw Freddy vs. Jason(because you can only see horror movies at the drive in, of course), and when we had to start to seriously consider the fact that we were going to run out of gas in the middle of a forest in the middle of the night, we got mildly freaked out. First, we made a list of all the reasons we couldn’t die (it wasn’t Halloween, none of us were stoned or drunk, we hadn’t had premarital sex that evening, we weren’t sleeping, and Jamie Lee Curtis was nowhere to be found), and then, we made a list of men who should wear leather pants every day.

We found that list much more diverting.

In a slightly different context to the wearing of leather pants…I wear buckskin leggings (like chaps I suppose) with fringe at powwows and when i speak to schools on Native American things. The leggings are worn with breechclout and moccassins, and a long shirt. I’ve never had any complaints. Perhaps a few curious looks from teachers that are thinking of a domestic corrolary to the issue of what a Scot wears under the kilt. But then… “hot” isn’t really a look that one would go for wearing powwow regalia.

later
Hawk

heeeeeeeeere mika mika mika…heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere mika mika mika…
…gooooood mika…

motions for her to follow with one finger