Men of the Straight Dope -- Uncensored and Uncut

Veb, think of all the men I will get to see…whoo hooo!

I promise guys, this will be used for the sole purpose of posting to my web site!

If you do include nude photos < giggle > please let me know so I am not shocked by the large size of your penises. I hear a men’s intelligence will determine the size of his penis. Many intelligent men around here. I don’t wanna mess my undies ROFLMAO.

OH, an don’t forget to include your screen name if you email the pictures.

Couldn’t find the Polaroid film, so I put the best picture of me I’ve got on my website.

(Sorry, no skin. I’m a businessman with some stuffy clients.)

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tshirts (kiosk test screen) **

It’s from a touchscreen kiosk I built for the San Jose Museum of Art children’s art program. You sit in front of the camera and it shows you as though you’d sat for a famous artist.

I’ve been meaning to ask, and it might as well be here:

What’s a “merkin?”

Please don’t laugh at me. Stop it!

A fake chest-hair wig. Mostly used in movie productions.
The Wolfman always has a good one.

Cecil on merkins.

Not my answer exactly, but twill serve.

Here’s a good example of a merkin:

** http://www.flyshop.com/Bench/Features/02-97Merkin/step1.html **

Okay I have 3 men (less Silo who literally sent me a picture of his weenie) that have sent me pics.

Silo, gonna have to censor that one.

Come on boys…give us women some drool material!

I guess I still don’t know exactly what a merkin is, but I get the general idea. Thanks, guys!

Ahem, techchick. I sent you my picture. Having seen the wonderful image that you recieved, how could you even think of the possibility of another man.

(Or, alternatively, having received what you did from Mike M., it amazes me that you’re still willing to go on.)

Is the message I got when I tried to send you my skin. Are you sure about that email address?


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techchick: you don’t have a home page!So what do the guys get in return?

sunbear, they get glory and knowing a bunch of SD woman are checking them out…

BTW if you need it and I have posted this several times, here’s my pic. sorry it’s with an ex of mine, but it’s all I have available at this time.

http://www.cwcm.net/tech.html

Ok I shall e-mail you one. Only have one so it will have to do.

I think i’m getting ill!

Silo, don’t get ill, just send a pic of you not your dick, sheesh.

That freaked me out — really he sent me a pic of his dick! Out of focus even, sheesh.

I bet he’ll never give anything to you, so I will, techie. You can find Jophiel’s pic here. You can use this for now until I can scan a more recent one.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/3681

My pic is on it’s way to you Techchick. Let me know if it works for you.

I also got an error message when I tried to send to that addy, tech.

Do you want this devastating drool-fodder or not? :slight_smile:

Techchick - SD Official Teenie Weenie Diagnostic Tester
let us know if you find some good ones!