Men of the Straight Dope -- Uncensored and Uncut

I’m making you wait…

Until Monday, that is. I have some pix of me stored on my work computer, and I’ll send you one when I get there.

When I tried to e-mail my picture to techchick using the e-mail she typed into this thread, it got bounced.

I then used the e-mail she had on the line after her posts (or on her profile), COflower1@aol.com. It worked and she sent me back a quick “thanks”.

Fonz is quite handsome there.

I’d hate to have the image messed up with a view of his love handle.

I nursed him after a motorcycle accident.

During the sponge bath he showed me that awful SWAN tattoo of his.

**techchick68- **

I see what’s confusing you. These free Tripod web sites are easy, but the photos end up on separate pages (and sideways).

Here’s my on-screen image again. Notice the soft-focus lens they use? I look different in real life. Which is OK, since my fans are everywhere.

** Fonz **

Now here’s me “without make-up”, if you follow my drift.
I told you (well, somebody here) I always swim alfresco.

**Mrs. May- **You can make out my “merkin”, but you can’t quite read SWAN. The trouble with long shots.
(Thanks for reading my Dirty Jokes thread, by the way. I do love fans, just not all at once.)

(Now that I located techchick68’s pic, I can say if she had benn there, you’d be seeing the full SASKATCHEWAN.)

** Fonz in Saskatchewan. **

techchick68

I just emailed you a small picture of yers truly (and son).

You poor, poor woman…

One pic on it’s way via email.

Jim

I sent mine, techie.

Maybe you can spruce it up a bit with Photo Shop. Darken up the gray hair, smooth a few wrinkles, maybe draw in a goatee to make me look literary.

Sent mine in. May God have mercy on your collective souls.

Woo Hoo! I am so excited to see the finished product. Thanks so much for doing this, techchick! You Rock!!

I sent one in, but there’s not much skin in it. So if techchick (or other lovely SDMB members) request it, I’ll take the time to create a better one.

techchick68 What a great idea!
Is their a calendar on the offing?
** "Hmmmmm fellas…I want you to show me your…uh… resumes**Mae West

So far 12 brave men have stepped up to the challenge and emailed me. I still have yet to copy them from the web sites listed.

My apologies to Silo, but in all honesty that’s not what I was looking for. If it had been a picture aka PlayGirl style, I wouldn’t have said much. I didn’t post that to be mean, it was actually funny.

An SDMB Beefcake Calendar? Hmmmmm, that would be fun :slight_smile:

Any other men out there willing to have your faces and bods posted on the site?

BTW ladies, I didn’t do this as a means to acquire a date < giggle > I figured it would be a fun project :slight_smile:

Ok, apology accepted, I wanted to try out my scanner, not having any recent pics I thought, I have a 4 year old pic of my wee-wee i’m gonna freak techchick out–I did :smiley:
I know what Techchick was dreamin about last night, LOL.
If you wanna see it, ladies, I suppose you could ask techchick to send it to ya–I bet i’ll never hear the end of this. I was drunk when I sent it… I’ll send a proper photo soon, I am promising myself I will do it this week.

-Mike

http://www.luke-for-god.itgo.com/photo.htm

Ok, this is my website. There are some old pics. No new ones available at present.

If you want uncensored this is the all famous pizza boy pic!

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5542/lnekkid.jpg

Techchick, it is advisable though not entrirely safe to check your inbox :smiley:

I think I managed to get a decent picture, had to use bulletproof glass for the lens, so it wouldn’t shatter, but I managed. I do hope that your monitor does not do the same when you get the image techchick.

OK, I’ll play Techie, my pic is on it’s way. :wink:

One bump before I go to bed…also check out:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24470

Sides if some of you people show up to Vegas, we need to know what you men look like :slight_smile:

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I have some great pics guys, send me more!

I feel so dirty < giggle >

My pics are on their way.

Hey TechChick…

I’m not much for pics showing skin, unfortunately. However, I DO have a pic of myself and Rick James! :slight_smile: So, here it is in all of it’s lack of gloriousness… Welcome to local420.net