Men of the Straight Dope -- Uncensored and Uncut

Okay, my pic is on its way.

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m fully clothed in this pic. The only shirtless pic of myself that I have is a newspaper photo taken that time I went to the beach and all those people tried to roll me back into the water. <rimshot>

If a calendar comes out of this, I call February. I also want a cut of the profits. And an endorsement deal with Nike. But I promise I won’t be difficult to work with.

December is mine. I’ll make sure to hang the stocking with care, if’n you know what I mean.

Well, I have a page of pics, one of which might be apropriate for this. Try http://www.madpoet.com/kevin/pictures.htm for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg
I dont have time to edit it, but I’m the one with the dyed red hair.

do with me as you wish…

Techie, if you care, use his ‘infamous nekked pic’ or his ‘taken in Seattle’ one. :wink:

I am enjoying all of the pic’s so far! Great idea, techie! I await with bated breath the full pictoral production from you. :smiley: Hey! I can look. I’m married, not dead! :wink:

I’ve only been on this Board a week and it’s just getting more bizarre as each day passes – don’t any of you people actually work.
Is there to be a fig leaf edition ?
Fully clothed contribution currently winging it’s way under the Atlantic.

Sure, we work, London! I just happen to be at home for a few hours. I don’t normally post during the day–no Internet access at work. I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve yet to hear of a Doper getting fired because of too much time spent here. :smiley:

techchick, fuck the women having all the fun - methinks I and several other male readers of this board wanna see some skin, too! :smiley:

And for the record, here I am:

http://members.aol.com/esprix

You can copy the picture from there. (No skin, but awfully cute, even if it is a little bit out of date - so sue me!)

Esprix

My reactions to this thread:

  1. techchick has gone mad.

  2. Do I have any recent pictures of myself?

  3. The women want a picture of me shirtless?? I don’t see any pictures of them shirtless. :wink: They’ll have to deal with me clothed.

  4. I have to re-install my scanner.

Give me some time techie - let me see what I can come up with.

I’m beefcake of a sort, the South Park Eric Cartman variety but I do go to the Y on a regular basis. This semi-brave man has sent a picture to Techchick.

http://members.home.com/spad1/dopers/padeye.jpg

Pluto is no longer faceless. Check your e-mail.

So far I have over 31 pics, keep em comin guys :wink:

It’s going to take some time…

Okay Ladies, go through the thread and those that have said they sent a picture to me, do a caption with their user name. Send it to me via email coflower1@aol.com

You have to do this before you see the pictures, I want to see how this pans out :wink:

Okay, I’ll join in - since my rare comments usually do not generate much response, maybe my pic will! HaHaHa!

Great idea TechChick!

MeanJoe

Okay, I was gonna let it be a surprise, but since you want the HAGS to write captions, I guess I should sign in.

Hope you got mine. The mail has been locked up today, so I sent it again. And put it on my web page below for good measure. ( Geocities easy? Is easy for you, is difficult for me.)

Ok techchick, I’m going to go get some polaroid film (as soon as I hit the Submit button). I’ll send you my photo later tonight. Can I be Mr. June?

I can’t wait to see the Men of the Straight Dope!!! Some fine specimens so far.

I’m not much on skin pics (you probably wouldn’t want one anyway), but I do flannel!

http://www.kwantlen.bc.ca/~robertk/

Well I sent the picture. I would like it posted in a dark corner where nobody can find it.
Keith