Wheeeeeeeeeeeee
Little dude has quite the bladder, there! Looking forward to “War and Peace: The Snowbank Edition”
oh, and see sig. Lend itself to great works…
When I saw the thread title, my first thought was, “We still die younger!”
That’s what we call it when we take our dog for a walk and he has to stop every 12 seconds to sniff…He’s reading his “pee-mail” 
From a website put up by German Shepherd breeders
*Walkin’ in a Doggie Wonderland
Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It’s yellow, NOT white
I’ve been here tonight
Marking up a doggie wonderland…"*
There’s more, we aren’t supposed to post complete lyrics.
Well, we can also tune out irrelevant conversations.
“Honey, How’s my hair? Do you like my new dress?”
And let us not forget our much acclaimed bug smooshing and cleaning up abilities.
I can watch way more channels per minute than certain other genders can.
In the grocery yesterday, I heard a woman tell her husband, “Come ON! You’re such a slow shopper!” I was tempted to box his ears for being a disgrace to his gender. Sheesh.