Boxer briefs here. Over. The controlling hand’s pinkie and ring finger hold the elastic away from the piping.
Over the top. I’m embarrassed to admit that I was in my 30’s before I realized this was an option. I’d just always assumed that guys peed “through” and I thought it was too much hassle to mess with.
Briefs, always; over, always.
There’s a guy at my company who drops his pants and boxers to his ankles while standing at the urinal. He wears T-shirts, so his ass is fully on display. I don’t know him, but I assume that he is either an exhibitionist or a moron. Or both.
You know, I’ve found whenever the choice is between “Moron” and almost anything other choice, “Moron” is usually the correct answer.
Depends on how I’m tucking my shirt in.
In a suit or shirt and slacks, I unzip the fly, and go through. It helps avoid a sloppy re-tuck.
I tend to wear slim-cut and/or button-fly jeans, and I never tuck my shirt it while wearing them, so in that case, I unbuckle the belt, unbutton the fly, rise from the murky depths, and destroy the city of Tokyo.
Up and over. How anybody can pee with their unit bent into a “zee” by the fly is beyond me.
Through. How anyone can stand the elastic flow disruption is beyond me. If I go over, then the urine that got caught by said disruption usually will end up in my pants.
Boxers, for the record.
I don’t understand why people think this happens. If you’re actually trying to thread your wang through the folds without pulling the edges apart to make an opening, you’re an idiot.
ETA: Oh, yeah, I’m a through guy, myself.
Tighty whities - always over.
I wear boxer briefs. Never had a problem with the “through the fly” method since switching to them, though I did the “over and out” when I wore tightie whiteys.
Over. I tend to dribble piss on myself the few times I tried going through. And I undo the belt and button to pee as well.
Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
Don’t wear underwear at all, but if I’m in a suit, it’s through the fly so I don’t have to re-tuck.
I don’t understand what you are saying. That’s what I do when i take off my pants. And the revers also, zip -> button -> buckle.
I do when I have to pee in the middle of the night. I don’t like turning the light on and sitting down seems safest.
If I’m wearing khaki pants, yes. Absoloutely no chance of … pecker tracks.
Neither. Sitting down ensures that I never leave a mess on the seat, never have tracks on my pants, and never have to make conversation with the socially-impaired freak at the next urinal over.
Next time you see that look real close at their crotch. If they have button fly pants instead of a zip fly, it’s nearly impossible to unbutton and rebutton the bottom or middle buttons without undoing the top first. It’s equally difficult to unbutton the top button without undoing the belt.
I have two pairs of button fly pants. The only reason I have two is that I bought them at the same time. They are a collosal pain in the ass and I will never buy button fly again.
Me? I go over the top. I wear boxer briefs that don’t even have the silly fly.
Over. Through is too tough - threading the needle is more work that it’s worth.
Joe
I’ve never used a urinal. Not once.