I hate to butt into the manly pee discussion here, but is staring at another man’s crotch really a good idea at the urinal?
I undo my belt, undo the button(s) on the pants, open the fly on my pants, use my left thumb to hold down the boxers and then go over the top. If the end of the belt seems like it might get too close to touching the urinal, I’ll use my right wrist to hold it to the side.
Any you guys sit down on the urinal when peeing?
You can admit it here. This is a safe place.
I don’t pee, I reabsorb urine via means you mere mortals barely understand.
Over. I don’t have time to work Mr. Happy through any holes, openings, etc.
And on preview, when possible I have a seat. Ahhhhhhh… relax.
Always boxers
- Through if the trouser has a fly.
- Over if it’s jogging bottoms or some such (but I bloody hate doing it this way, as it always seems dangerously uncontrollable)
- Out through the leg hole if I’m wearing shorts without a fly.
Almost exclusively over, unless I’m wearing dress wear that would fall to my ankles if I undid my belt. That’s embarrassing in a public restroom.
Only on a hot day and only if it’s the mass urinal with ice in it.
Of course! After a couple of episodes with half my forearm down my pants working my way through boxer briefs at the urinal, I now unbelt unbutton and over the top- one hand to hold the necessary and one to ensure no elastocontact!
I always use the toilet to urinate. I was raised by a single mother, and I never felt comfortable asking any other adult males in my family how to use a urinal. The few times I’ve been desperate enough to use a urinal, I just end up spraying my pants.
Is this a serious post? You don’t know how to use a urinal?
Pre-Piercing- Through the hole always.
Post-piercing- Through the hole but only with atleast 2 empty urinals either side
No hole to go through- sit to pee
Most place- Just sit too pee
Given the option I usually avoid the urinal, unless its one of the huge ones, those are just so fun its just like a free-for-all pee wherever you want!
I’m a sometimes over, sometimes through guy. I have to wear a suit at work, shirt tucked in, so through is easiest.
Note that I wear boxers, but that brings up another question:
do you guys actually fasten that little button on the fly of your boxers? It’s always just seemed like more of a hassle than it’s worth
I was raised by a single mom, but I’m pretty sure she taught me early how to pee standing up. If she didn’t, I can’t remember who did, but I can’t remember ever really not knowing how to pee standing up. Isn’t it almost an instinct?
Wearing something really loose, like boxers or pyjama pants: through.
Wearing boxer briefs (my current standard): over.
Always boxers, always through. Though it’s not uncommon for me to unbutton and unzip, while keeping the pants completely up in the back. Less hassle threading it through the metal zipper that way.
Yer all wusses. Real men pee. They don’t deign to notice what they are wearing, and don’t bother to pull their honkin’-hunk’a-chunk’a-lovin’ under, over or through their underwear. They simply pee.
The less I’m wearing, the higher the chance I’ll use the fly. If I have to drop trou anyway, I’m gonna take down my skivvies with 'em. If I’m, as I am right now, sitting around in my boxers and have to go squirt, I’ll probably just whip it out.
I didn’t know Depends had a fly.
I go over the fence.