I specifically remember sitting in math class in the 5th grade and being called to the blackboard. I was sporting a major woody at the time and told the teacher I couldn’t go to the blackboard because I wasn’t feeling well. I remember getting erections all the time in my youth. Then, in about the 7th grade, the spontaneous erections gradually stopped.
I can’t remember the last time I got an erection without the aid of visual or manual stimulation. I do wake up with woody every morning, but I don’t count those. I attribute that to having to pee.
Male dopers. When was your last SE and how old were you at the time?
So wait. Is “spontaneous” just without visual or manual stimulation, or is it completely spontaneous and you don’t know where it came from?
Because if it’s the former, about three hours ago. But I was thinking about, um, not being at work at the time. Is that not “normal?” Since you asked, I’m 33.
And if it’s the latter, I can’t remember if I’ve ever had one of those, completely unprovoked. Even when I was a teenager.
Cause if you mean when I walk past the hottie in the low-cut shirt and the tight jeans and then bring those thoughts back to my office and then have to stay there for a while because my mind is firmly in the gutter and standing is uncomfortable all of a sudden then yes. But if you mean just for no reason at all then I can’t remember the last time.
I’ve got a boner in my pocket and I don’t know what to do with it
(Boner in my pocket, boner in my pocket)
I’ve got a boner in my pocket and I don’t know what to do with it
(Boner in my pocket, boner in my pocket)
I’VE GOT A BONER IN MY POCKET AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
(Boner in my pocket, boner in my pocket)
Darnit Muffin. Now you’ve got me thinking of a song I heard on the radio but have never been able to track down:
There’s a chicken in my pants, there’s a chicken in my pants
he can barely breathe
There’s a chicken in my pants, there’s a chicken in my pants
I’m going to set him free
There’s a chicken in my pants, there’s a chicken in my pants
please don’t think me abnormal
There’s a chicken in my pants, there’s a chicken in my pants
the problem is hormonal
No reason at all? Just about never. (I count as a reason, though, morning pee-need and afternoon memories of mid-morning hotties spotted.)
Boy, 7th Grade was hell. I had Science just before P.E., and in Science they usually showed films, and I usually fell asleep. Which meant I had five minutes to lose the auto-boner before walking to the locker room and having to undress publicly.
I had this happen to me in high school. It was like clockwork, about 10:30am give or take 5 minutes. I could have been in history class, or french or physics (not exactly stimulating classes, ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo), and bam!. I had to walk out of class with my binder held low and in front of me. I wasn’t turned on, hadn’t been thinking naughty thoughts; I was just trying to learn the 18th century cultural relevance of the subjunctive form of avoir and how it’s second derivitive applied to free-falling bodies. It stopped sometime around late 12th grade, and since then such events have had an obvious trigger. BTW, I’m now in 38th grade.
Without any reason? That happens to me when I go without, uh, servicing for some time, maybe a fortnight. Then, I start getting SEs, a sort of a reminder that I have some tasks to take care of.
And I’m 29.
I got spontaneous, actually spontaneous, erections as recently as my freshman year of college, although I had a theory that because that was a 9 AM class and I was on three to five hours of sleep, that was just the sleep-erection cycle continuing.
I never have experienced the ‘can’t get up from my desk because I’m sticking out’. Though, honestly, that might be because in high school and such I wore briefs, not boxers, which certainly help to contain any unwanted expressions of virility.
I think it’s normal. I wear boxer shorts & generally loose trousers or shorts. That allows enough freedom of movement that my shorts occasionally cause a little friction or rubbing that works it’s spontaneous magic. Lev Jr. thinks, “is it time to play?” After a couple minutes he’s like, “oh, bummer. Never mind then.”