With a name like Kimmy_Gibbler I am intrigued with what activities you could perform on my butt hole.
Girrrrrrrrrrrl, I would tell you the T, but this is a family message board.
Most men are deathly afraid that anything close to their butts, even during a prostate exam, might accidentally turn them gay.
Mrs. Frig enjoys a well lubricated finger doing a bit of anal probing as she approaches an orgasm in combination with other oral and manual stimulation in front.
And I enjoy the same, except despite repeated mentions, Mrs. F sometimes forgets there’s no natural lubrication back there. That can be a bit ouchy.
Male? Not gay? Won’t take it up the cornhole?
Unemployed in this economy.
Wait…we talkin’ figuratively or literally here?
Depends on if you are a republican or a democrat 
Lobster…crab…why not both?
I’m willing to lick anywhere I stick my penis. Before I stick my penis in, even. 
I assume you feel the same. So, so start slurping.
When will you be done? When I say so, that’s when.
Otherwise, the sex toy stays in the package. 
THIS.
Moved to the BBQ Pit (where parody threads should go).
If there’s anything funnier than pro-feminist satire, I can’t imagine… Harlequin ichthyosis, maybe?
Well, I know something that isn’t…
Ho hum, Vinyl Turnip is not amused…
Oh, he can be such a little bitch, sometimes…
But why not? Clearly you have some uncomfortable body issues going on. We must get to the bottom of this deeply embedded societal issue raised by the concept of “not everybody likes having dildos up their ass.”
As a gay man who enjoys on occasion penetrative anal sex, I wouldn’t let a woman stick a dildo up my ass. In fact, I’d find it very uncomfortable. I suppose I have body issues too… 
Touche.
This is why Autolycus was such a treasure to this board. He could have come in and explained to us all the ins and outs of ladles and butts.
Too soon?
And how many not-amused people would it take to convince you that the problem was you? :dubious:
Nope, it’s what he would have wanted.
There’s an old joke that goes:
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. That’s not funny.
How gratifying to see we’ve come full circle. Progress!
But I poop from there!