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<snort of derision>[/QUOTE]
Nobody expects the Snort of Derision!!!
Sorry, it’s just a funny phrase. An image popped into my head of a Monty Python skit where someone snorts and another guy says “Oh no! The Snort… OF DERISION!”
Mary, Mary quite contrary
Shave that bush
It’s too damn hairy
[QUOTE=samm]
Um, hello. I am one of the girls who just lays there. I mean, not totally motionless or expressionless or silent, but there’s just not much to do when you are pinned under the guy in missionary position. And I love that position. It is my favorite. I love having my big sweaty boyfriend panting away on top of me. Other positions are okay and I will do it at his request but then I have to start overthinking everything. “What am I doing?” “What should I be doing?” “How is he liking it?” “I feel awkward and clumsy.” etc. etc. and then I can rarely come. But when I am lying on my back with nothing to do and nothing to think about except how good it feels, I come 99% of the time. So which is worse: a lazy girl who comes easily or an enthusiastic girl who can’t come? 
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Oh, shit, it’s a pity I don’t have the phone number of my first ex… he’d love you!
Can’t promise you’d love him but then, he’s my ex.
[QUOTE=Rubystreak]
What’s wrong with a Lexus anyway? I feel like I’m missing something here.
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I’m not exactly sure myself. I think that she equated a Lexus with rich, materialistic, and Republican. Attributes that some may find a turn-on, but not her.
[QUOTE=tdn]
I’m not exactly sure myself. I think that she equated a Lexus with rich, materialistic, and Republican. Attributes that some may find a turn-on, but not her.
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She should glad to be dating someone who has his own car. It’s slim pickings out there in the world. I had no idea a Lexus = eeeeevil… since my boyfriend drives a Camaro. 
[QUOTE=Rubystreak]
She should glad to be dating someone who has his own car.
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And maybe someday she will.
She does all the driving in the relationship.