It must be jelly 'cause jam don’t shake like that.
Vinyl Turnip, I do believe Donna Large is sweet on you!
Just be grateful it wasn’t the aforementioned vagina being whipped out. Which makes me think of prehensile rectums.
I keep misreading it that way too!
What the fuck did I just watch?
Okay, back to the OP’s question ;why do men stare, then look ashamed?
Most heterosexual men want to see female nakedness, but it’s normally all covered up. In many everyday situations where female nakedness becomes visible, it’s not quite intentional - for example, a female colleague leans forward and loose, but otherwise modest clothing suddenly reveals more than it should. We’re not meant to gawp at that - we’re conditioned to look away.
The boobs are nice but what carnival ride was she on?
That wasn’t your typical jiggle. That was more of a…rumble?
Looks like the Alien chestburster is going to erupt any second there.
Vinyl Turnip’s an Alien!! They even labeled the host organism…
Dubstep titties.
It’s not the teat, it’s the tumidity.
It’s not the teat, it’s the tumescence - fixed :D.
Honey, that ain’t no Lippenzanzer. Probably not a stallion, either.
That old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be…
I think the more appropriate question is “Why did you just watch?”
The most pertinent question of all: Why did I watch it 3 more times?
Wow, if we ever needed an ironclad argument in favor of avatars…
That ain’t it…
I think I should be pepper sprayed just for watching it.
[Katniss Everdeen] I volunteer![/]
Gee-zus, Turnip, that’s one hell of a penance. What proportionally heinous act/s have you committed to deserve such comeuppance, and where are the charred flags, kicked puppies and bodies hidden?
Repent, man, before she gifs again
Holy hell, is thread is full of win! I highly recommend it to cure your Thursday morning blues.
That’s the gif that keeps on giving.
Hm, I’m wondering if I can set that gif as my avatar…