I don’t see avatars anymore. I figured they were down or something. For those who see avis, do you see mine?
And, OP, more boobs or get the fuck out. I would like the words ‘Nzinga, bouncing’ on my gif, please. Thanks.
I’m not stuck up like some of these posters. I think your boobs are just fine, baby. Those haters just jelly.
I don’t really get all the hating, either. If my experience with real-life encounters with Dopers is any guide, though, all the guys talking shit are probably doing so because they’re disappointed your tits are smaller than theirs.
Well, if its that or GTFO, I suppose I can fulfill your request. So here you go:
Nzinga, bouncing 1And/ or Nzinga bouncing 2
Sorry, my hair was in the way a bit ^^;
Paypal me $100, or GTFO.
I sent $100 to MOIDALIZE at ACME INC. They sent me an Anvil as a receipt.
Is it “free motorboat for white knights” day, or something?
Possibly. Though since I’m in a long-term relationship and I don’t fall into the “Women: How Do They Work?” IMHO crew, the idea of free motorboating is less likely to send me into a fapping frenzy than our more socially retarded members here. I just honestly don’t get the disgust for the boob pics. They seem all right to me, and obviously to others, since they keep requesting variations. But like I said, I’m in a healthy relationship, so my opinion on such matters can definitely be seen as an outlier on the SDMB.
Well, he didn’t repent… but I won’t subject him to another jiggle gif with his name on it. Just a jpeg image with his name on it ^_-
For cute Vinyl
But in all seriousness, I can take jabs just fine.
I hope, at least, this puts the “Shopped” crap to bed even if you think its my mother or a sister or a girlfriend or a random hooker and not the most logical thing of it just being me doing so to show I’m good humored enough to back my self up. You think its more likely a random guy is writing this rather than a woman with what you suppose is an uncommon view about other women? Next you will tell me no woman in the world would WANT to be a wife or homemaker just cause we have finally been allowed to actually go out and achieve what any other man has been able too.
@Mangetout: I can completely understand a woman who has accidentally shown off more than she intended to making you feel embarrassed! I would be kinda shocked to see a guys random wang accidentally poke out of his shorts while sitting down (Something I have seen at my public park… and kinda just blushed and looked away myself) But thats not really intended. ^^
God, you sad, sad woman. Just stop.
I just hope that if my wife ever looks up my username on Google Images, those aren’t the first two things that jump out at her. I can’t think of a convincing explanation.
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Oh please. Like everybody here isn’t also just watching the train wreck.
I think she just wants some attention hugs ladyfoxfyre
Well. I SAY she… but its likely a man o.o
Well, I, for one am not watching any stupid trains. I’m watching the titties.
Internet Rule #1.
Assume all female usernames are guys. Probably 13-15 year olds.
True story.
Here are my tits
Nothing uncommon about your view about other women, and I’m sure your charitable acts are being frenetically appreciated by a few while others are a little more… amused by your generosity. I’d be hard-pressed to guess whose masturbatory fantasies are being better served here: yours, or theirs. Regardless, your behavior isn’t all that uncommon, either, as every week or so we get some exhibitionist fapper who pens some long “confession” that he’s into humiliation, cuckholding, diapers or some such and we all feel dirtier for the unsolicited porn. Mods usually shut that shit down pretty quick, though, as ill-fitting to the board’s theme.
Personally I’m hoping that your behavior won’t prompt a slew of Doper jerk-off gifs that prompt the addition of a porn section, but hey, your sloppy grafitti beats long discussions of digestive issues, farts, and skin conditions, so… fap on, girl.
I pictured you a couple years younger.
