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I’ll admit, this entire board has been amusing and enlightening at times. Still, I consider it merely a form of entertainment, one that I can easily pursue from the comfort of my office chair while my workload is light. If this required any additional effort or time outside my normal work hours then you may be certain that you would never hear from me, nor I from you.

Conversely, never assume that everything you know at a given moment is all there is to be known about the subject. Sara made that mistake. What’s worse, when her error was pointed out, she valiantly rode off on her high horse. But, if you recall, not before she dramatically imparted on us her overly-developed opinion of herself. If that did not speak volumes to you about her self-esteem and maturity levels, I don’t know what would.

She is many things - all of them wonderful. Thank you for your kind assumption.

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Quick, somebody give him something to do.

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PUH-RUM-PAAAH!

Thank you! Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!

Another warm round of applaus for Diane -

Thank you.

Diane will be performing here in the Catskills at the Golden Acres Home of Retired Jokes until the end of the week…

Please help yourselves to the milk and low sugar cookies. Be careful driving your wheelchairs back to your dorms and don’t forget your meds.

Thank you and goodnight.

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Retired jokes?

Who said I was joking?

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Actually a few years ago I used to generalize a lot (I still do a little). Live and learn I suppose. You see Nacho (if you’re lurking), I got bugged when you knocked off much of everything Lexicon had to say, I thought he gave you some good street smart advice.

and Diane, :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyways, I think we should just let this thread fall.

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<spits milk and cookies all over>

Oh, stop Diane! Stop!

Oh, my sides… stop!

Insert last word here ------> _______________ (g’on Diane, you know you want to…)

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Sorry, too short, but I am sure that isn’t the first time you have heard that.

Is that the best you can do? :::yawn:::

They say that it is fairly easy to entertain retards. Wipe the drool off your chin, blow your nose, and tell the workshop counselor to give you more blocks.

Oh, and thank you for that last word, no really. I am guessing that it means you are finished with this thread?

(God, we can only hope so.)

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And that ladies and gentlemen, is how it is done.

I am with Silo, best to let this thing die.(she says as she posts a reply)

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Quicksilver –

While women with a smaller pelvis area may be more attractive to the majority of men, the smaller pelvis CAN be a difficulty with the birthing process. I would not be surprised if a doctor would choose to perfrom a c-section to avoid having to enlarge the cervical opening (I forget the name of the procedure)

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Sorry Sara, but I’m not telling you how to do anything.
I am just expressing my opinion about how much of a puling idiot you seem to be.

I don’t know you, so you might be really cool in person.
You may also be one of those stupid people who stamps their foot and insists that they’re right, and when asked to prove it, they only continue to insist that it’s “just because I am!”, which is stupid.

I’m not the hypocrite here, hon, you are. It’s abundantly clear that you only see what you want to see and hear what you want to hear. You’re in college? Learn how to listen. Open your eyes, stop being such milksop.

And I know that I was agreeing with you in particular in my post, so you can come down off your hobby- er, high horse. It’s just that I couldn’t find where you said it so I attributed it to someone unknown. Better to say “I’m not sure” when you’re not sure, than say “This is a fact, because I think it is.”

You live in your little world, thinking that the factors that define your reality apply universally, or so it would seem.

Such is not the case, I can assure you. You can do a lot of things, you can do just about anything. But you can’t expect people to accept the things you posit on faith in your experience.

And yes, I read your OP. It wasn’t that bad, as I said. And you didn’t really make any generalizations.
It was the everyday, run-of-the-mill fat chic bleating about how the guys she likes don’t like her as much as the hot chic.
Well boo-fucking-hoo. In my limited experience (so by no means is this a fact, only what I have seen) I have found that the only people who bitch about the beauty/success/popularity of others are those who feel dissatisfied with their station in life, but lack the conviction to do anything about it.

Your responses to me resonate with my memory in such a way that says:

“This chic is playing at being happy, because she is struggling to control a situation she can’t. She finds it frustrating to the point of whining about it to everyone, and having a big chip on her shoulder about it. This is very unnatractive, and has a lot more to do with her situation than a room wallpapered with Britney Spears posters.”

Here’s a free lesson:
The mere fact that you dog on BS makes you look foolish, as though it’s her fault she looks the way she does, and that guys all across America lust after her.

It’s always been this way, those type of people are called “sex-symbols”. There are male sex-symbols as well, such as Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, and Brad Pitt. These are only a few, and there are more female sex symbols than just Britney Spears, better ones too.

HOWEVER

I think that I have maybe clouded the issue here, and for that I am sorry. I think that I DID get a little off topic, and I apologize.
I forgot that this was a standard issue whiny chic thread, all about this girl who insists that she knows all about the game, yet clearly is having trouble considering situations from more than one aspect.
It’s been done, and it sounds stupid every time some girly pipes up about sexy women and the media and how they feel incensed about, even though they don’t know why.

So you’re still an idiot. We all know it, there’s no need to propagate this belief by standing firm and insisting that you’re not. Just like denial is the first sign of a problem, admission is the first step to recovery.

I know, I used to be just like you, insofar as I can tell from your posts. I don’t profess to know anything about you otherwise.

For now, suffice it to say that your logic sucks, your rhetoric is severely flawed, and you are grasping at straws and no one is buying it.

Get over it, and don’t come back until you’re ready to engage in some intellectual intercourse.

And don’t be silly, telling me this is the pit. You telling me this is the pit is like pee-wee herman telling Ella Fitzgerald about jazz, baby.

~Santi
PS. I know several women, some on this board, who are awesome. It has nothing to do with their dress size, and I can see in their smiles (those that have pics on the net) that their physical being only serves as a prism through which their inner being shines and is refracted into the beautiful creature they are. I love women, all shapes and sizes, baby, and there are a TON (a metric one!) of guys who feel the same.

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Lexiporn, you really put a lot of time and effort to make yourself look like a dick. I commend you! :rolleyes:

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I realize that coming up with a cohesive and rational post would take a lot of time and require a lot of effort for someone who’s best flame is to dick with someone’s username, but for me it was the work of a few moments.

I know you will have “Gee, being a dick comes so easy to you,” on the tip of your tongue, but let me save you the trouble.

If being a dick is telling someone that they need to spend less of daddy’s money on tuition and more of it on a clue, then call me a dick all day long.

BUT

In light of recent events, there is a nugget of truth to what you say. If I overdid it, I am sorry.
On one hand I think that I may have, on the other, I don’t. I am sure that time will tell, and as always, if I was wrong, I will come out and admit it to everyone and apologize accordingly.
Until then,
Blow me, you puling jagoff.

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msrobyn:

Line forms to the left, tush cakes.

Kyla:

News flash; back when I was in the dating game it was not an uncommon thing for me to watch my date scope out my truck and/or the prices on the menu and decide I was out. I was personable, interested, informed, aware, educated, well groomed, lean, in shape, and broke.

The women I hate are the ones that are all about the money. And no, they aren’t a small minority. They are all too common, both in numbers and behavior. They are a dime a dozen and overpriced at that.

I’ve had enough experience to know I can’t see a gold digger coming. So when I finally did hit the chips I hid it. I like driving beat up old trucks that run like new anyway. Come to think of it, my girl still doesn’t know how much I’ve got, mostly because she doesn’t care and hasn’t asked. And I don’t know how many digits are on her bank statement either. It’s a non issue.

I was somewhat bummed though, to find out that she wouldn’t have looked at me twice if I hadn’t been taller than her and with a full head of hair. A chrome dome just really turns her off. And she’s nearly six feet tall so that cuts out a bunch of worthy guys. If I was that way about big boobs I never would have asked her out. She knows it’s not fair but it’s the way she feels. She raves about Mel Gibson’s buns too.

It cuts both ways.

Nacho4Sara:

You know, I have corked off here and gotten my ass kicked once or twice myself. But I try to read the sincere advice as it was intended, and let the troll shit roll off my back. Alphagene, dropzone, casdave, SwimmingRiddles, Lexicon, and others offered heartfelt and wise words. Whether you agree or not it was intended kindly. That is rare enough here in the Pit and more than I usually get. A couple posters ripped on you but that’s to be expected, and as far as I’m concerned just part of the spice. Everywhere else you go people are not saying what they really think because they need to be nice. Getting it uncooked is a valuable and scarce opportunity. It’s too bad, you’ve had some decent threads and sparked some lively debates. But if you want to ride off in a huff on that high horse, fine. Get over it. Hope to see you back someday, and don’t expect me to go easy on you then either.

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Oh good, now the rest of you have seen the truth. Too bad I’ve been without a computer for so long. I missed out on all of this fun.

Quick, keep up the good work, but never forget that I was the first one here to see just how much of a shit-for-brains moron she really is.

Toodles

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word.

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Ignatius -

It ain’t easy being the resident loud mouthed schnook. :wink:
I gladly hand you back your baton. Peace.

Kinoons -

I think you are thinking of an episiotomy (sp?) and that is not nearly as traumatic as performing a c-section. Not even in the same ballpark. In fact some women do experience tears during childbirth but those too are not as traumatic as the c-section either. Normally, neither the episiotomy nor a minor tear require the mother to prolong her hospital stay after childbirth. An extended hospital stay is usually required after a c-sec… coincidentally the doctor almost always manages to make his tee-off time in the case of the latter.

Cheers.

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Erm, are you sure you put this in the right thread?

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I am not fat. Nor am I a “fat chick.” I am a average-sized woman. 135 pounds is not fat, man. I promise.

Thanks. By the way, have you read any of my posts besides this one? Because as I have said many many times, I was inordinately pissed. I try not to judge people by what they say when they’re angry (because come on, few of us are rational and normal when we’re angry, me included). I don’t claim to be a genius, and I never have. But I am not an idiot either. I don’t propose to know you, and I would never condescend anyone (here or IRL) by claiming to have once been as stupid as they were. And it is silly for you to psychologically denigrate me based on one OP. I was (and still am) unhappy about one guy. I generalized and took it out on an entire gender, which was a mistake. But as I said, I seldom have this problem personally. I just observe it in other relationships. Not all, but at least more than ten.

I read your post where you said you go out of your way to be honest even if it comes across as cruel. That’s just a difference between you and I; I try to help a person and offer sincerity. Although I may have overreacted, in my opinion beginning a post with “you must be really stupid” is no the best way to frame advise. Hey, but that’s just me.

I know. I agree. I thanked them several times - well everyone but Lexicon.

Ehhh, not for me (and who is generalizing now, by the way). Uncooked pasta does not taste good. But boil it with some thyme and it’s delicious. That’s what I look for. And in reality, I have several close friends who give it to me uncooked. But I know and trust them. It’s different from being called an ignorant harpie by people you have never met.

Hi johnnyharvard! Welcome back! Sorry about the whole job thing, but I can’t wait to read your new posts! Have fun and hope you stick around this time! :slight_smile:

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I never said you were fat. I don’t think that you are, nor do I think it matters.
The implication of what I said was that you were fat, and for that I apologize.
I didn’t mean to imply that I think you’re overweight, I only meant that that was the type of thread that it was.
So I did indeed imply that you were fat, but let me apologize and assure you that I did not mean to, nor do I think your weight/body composition is an issue here.

Yes, which is why in my first reply to this I was puzzled, and said as much. I was puzzled because everything else I had ever read of yours was intelligent, well-thought out, and relevant.

So you were mad, so fuckin’ what?
Did you have a step-dad that used to beat your ass and then say it was okay because he was mad?
Do you think that if you’re mad it makes it okay to act like a total nimrod? I’m not equating what you did with child abuse, but your cop-out excuse for what you posted in this thread makes me sick! “I was mad,” what a bunch of bullshit, and it was worse because it was coming from someone who in my experience always had something cool to add to a discussion.
Which is why I reacted the way I did.
So in short, hell yes, I’ve read all kinds of your stuff, and enjoyed it, which made this thread all the more hard to swallow.

I didn’t say that. I don’t have to “go out of my way” to be forthright and honest even if it comes across as cruel, it’s just me by default. What I meant was that’s the way I am: brutally honest, and can’t help it. I have both feet planted firmly on the ground and tend to look at things from a painfully realistic point of view to the point of being austere most of the time.

Once again, that’s not what I said. I didn’t say “you must be really stupid,” I said “That is a really stupid thing to say,”. There is a huge difference between telling someone they are acting stupid and that they are stupid. In our case, at first I was asking “why are you acting like such a stupid bitch?”, and it quickly degenerated to “you are such a stupid bitch”. Oh, but it was okay for you to be a jackass, because you were mad.

In any case, it’s time for this thread to die.

We can agree that it was stupid, and all because you were “mad”, yes? We can agree that you are not in fact an idiot, but did something idiotic, which merely makes you human, yes?
So let’s get off this, I am sorry, I did my share of over-reacting and such. I feel that we can move beyond this and be much the better for it.
Or you can hate me, but I would much prefer that we move on from here in a positive and constructive manner.

And maybe I can give you some advice you can thank me for:
If you have a tendency to act like you did when you’re mad, try to ensure that your brain is functioning at optimum levels before engaging your mouth. Or in this case, your fingers.

?

~Santi

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You seem to to have no experience with men whatever.