Break their femurs.
Well yeah, that’s my fallback solution to problems, but these guys are already in wheelchairs so it’s not like that’s going to immobilize them 
Jam an umbrella in their spokes, then.
Has anyone ever told you that you should write an advice column?
Quit complaining. Its not for you. Its for science.
Gah! That’s not what I meant, that’s not what I meant!!! O_o
Are you sure he was referring to the Space Needle?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Just keep telling them that you’re really busy, and that a few weeks down the road when things get less “crazy,” you’ll let them know. Women have been doing that to me since I was 14, and I never catch on! 
Like an agony column? As in, all of the answers involve inflicting excruciating agony on the other party?
just tell them you already have someone…trust me. that will do the trick in a jiffy! most mr folks have the mentality of a second grader when it comes to relationships…you know, anyone who plays in the sandbox with them is a friend
Dear Pravnik,
My sister wants to come over early to make glühwein for the party later tonight. However, this is inconvenient as I am still cooking. How can I let her know without causing offense? Only your advice can help me now!
Anonymouser
Well the idea was to imply you have kinks involving frozen chickens that the guy in question is never going to figure out.
Or you could try ivanova sex
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Anonymouser,
Tell your sister she is welcome to come over and make the glühwein as long as she is willing to be “put to work” and assist you with the cooking. When she arrives, throw a cup of hot spiced cider in her face, push her in the holly bushes, and kick her in the liver, there to remain until guests arrive. Happy Holidays!
- p
Yup, it’s definitely your calling. 
“are you out of your mind”
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Just be honest. Tell him that he can no way meet your standards. Is this true, isn’t it?
OOOOH, so mean, but so true. It is a little offensive that OP would treat these guys any differently than any other guy just because they have a disability.
OP, want do you think is the worst thing that could happen if you simply tell them no, I don’t want to date you, so please drop it.
I told you, I don’t talk like that to other men either! I get into these awkward situations with other men I’m not interested in all the time too but this is even worse. I’m *not *even on the market but I still can’t act right, because if you say that too early it sounds presumptuous, then by the time I figure out a guy is really trying to hit on me, it seems weird to say it because I haven’t said it yet. I suck.