Even if you didn’t celebrate. To celebrate the end of the orgy of feasting and gift-giving, here is a collection of quotes from the worthwhile movies I watched today:
Muppet Family Christmas
Doc: That’s one worried frog.
Count: That’s ONE! One worried frog!
Robin: Well, he’s not the only one.
Count: That’s TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha!
Beavis and Butt-head Do Christmas
Buzz Cut: I’m going to knock some sense into you even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don’t shine!
Beavis: Whoa. That could hurt. Heh heh.
Butt-head: In life, I was your partner. But now I’m some dead guy with cool chains.
Blackadder’s Christmas Carol
Edmund:So, shall I begin the Christmas story?
Prince: Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
Edmund: You mean Jesus, Sir…
Prince: Yes, that’s the fellow. Keep him out of it – he always spoils the X-mas atmos.
Blackadder: You don’t think it points the very clear lesson that bad guys have all the fun?