I am known for the tasteless, often useless x-mas presents I make my friends.
There have been coloring books (for an 18 years old friend)
and similarly useless stuff… usually wrapped into newspapers and with a toilet paper ribbon fastened to it.
This year I am gonna get all my smoking/weeding friends a chippendale-lighter…
all but one - who will get a hole emergency-kit.
The kit is gonna have the following things in it:
condoms
a chippendale-lighter
a pack of cigarettes
a candy bar
any ideas what else I could put in there?
It is my last christmas here in Austria so it has to be unforgettably nuts!
Maybe a tampax?
Gross as can be…
dodgy
Why not include the phone number to DRUG-ADDICTS Anonymous?
Chippendales is bad ass? allrighty then…
Don’t forget the cheetos. They get the munchies something awful. And can you imagine the fun you’ll have the day after when they run out screaming “What the hell did you do to me?!? My dick turned orange!!!”
So far I bought:
chewing gum
a chocolate bar
a pack of her fav cigarettes
I am quite pissed off cause I cant find a small pack of condoms. In the Netherlands and England (the only places I ever bought condoms yet) there are those small packs with only 3 condoms in it - here the smallest package I could find was 10 condoms. My sexlife is non existant and I dont wanna give 10 damn condoms to her!!! Grrrr
I ll also put a tampax in there and maybe a toothbrush
I couldnt find the chippendale lighter yet - they are out of stock (why oh why? lol)
but I might as well get one of those that have cartoons on it.
I have one with a dog who is shagging an electronic pig (on which kids usually ride, you know what I mean? E.g. In shopping malls)…
so if I cant find anything else it is gonnna have to be that.
So far so good…
dodgy