Message board chain letters

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I accidentally ended up at one of those massive “online community” message board systems. I didn’t realize it until it was to late. I thought it was just a sports related message board. I see:

Reading this could change your life!!!
Fast Money! Not a Scam!

Of course, the automatic bullshit detector fired an alarm up. What now?

Chain letters. Jeez. I fell for that one when I was about 10. :smack:

Had to come here and clean the sludge out of my brain. After leaving a few choice posts of course. :wink:

2

You realize that, now that you’ve broken the chain, a large, slimy dragon is going to eat your puppy, while space aliens will steal your bank account, and every mirror in your home will break, cursing you with a lifetime of bad luck, the death of romance, bad breath, and the heartbreak of psoriasis?

3

And you’re gonna get crabs too!

4

And your hands will turn green!

5

… and don’t forget to tell about the butter thing, you know, the butter thing.