The Third Secret to the Message of Fatima is about to be fulfiled … He is On his Way !!! Gods Wrath is at hand! Repent, and make stright your ways!!!
proselytizing in the wrong forum makes the baby jesus cry.
Thanks for your heads up though, I’ll do my best to look sharp when they call roll.
Will the apocalypse be formal or casual wear?
Well, I was gonna be charitable and say that this is a comment on Cecil’s Column What happened to the secret message of Fatima?
I gonna have trouble making my ways stright, though.
Make your ways stright!
Somewhat apropriate for “fishers of men”
The real third secret of Fatima is:
I hate blue!
I note that our apocalyptic OP’er has only the one post.
Just our luck, not to get his five smackers before he gets Raptured.
No, no. Guests get no post counts. It was brung on 'em. 
I’d guess a) the OP has not read the papers. b) He’s an En-Zedder, judging by the “stright” spelling.
I’ve lost count. What is the number of this “End of the World” prediction? Somewhere around 5,279 ???
Gee, the End of the World isn’t what it used to be.
moriah shoots & scores! Good one!
WORLD ENDS TODAY!
…details at 11. 
…11:30 in Newfoundland. 
I thought it was supposed to be a secret and here you are blabbing about it; I bet you’re a hoot on Christmas morning.
Wasn’t the third secret “never draw to a gut shot straight heads up”?