In Toledo, Ohio. I’m told Aaliyah means “to ascend” in Hebrew and Arabic.
Poor kid. Just starting life and she already looks like a long haired bearded hippie. Wouldn’t be so bad if she at least looked like the Virgin Mary.
And who can this be? Because she is the Kwitzach Haddarach!
. . . Or the Sister of the Kwitzach Haddarach!
. . . Or . . . something
Oh, it just figures, doesn’t it? Screwed up my clever allusion.
“And how can this be?”
Of all the crazy religious sightings, I do have to say that the highlighted image does indeed look quite a bit like James Caviezel.
A tortilla shell, a highway underpass, a piece of toast, and now an ultrasound. Please, Og, don’t tell me what’s next…
Huh. I’ve heard people say that Jesus is in everybody. In this woman’s case, it seems he was specifically in her uterus. I wonder where he is in other people?
That’s the dude on Zig-Zag[sup]TM[/sup] rolling papers! Little dudette is obviously jonesin’ for some herb.
That’s Bo Bice! It’s a sign of who’s going to be the next American Idol!
Looks like Lenin to me.
Yeah, well, he was hung on a cross.
To me it looked like a picture of a young woman and a screaming child. Which one is supposed to be Jesus?
I dunno . . . to me the image on the highway underpass looks like a big vagina.
Wait . . . does that make ME the Messiah? 
Both. Jesus is in them, too. Jesus is in you. Jesus is in me. Jesus is in Jesus. Jesus is even in the Jesus that’s in Jesus. Jesus is in everybody.
Shit. I saw the fruitcakes hanging around the salt stain Mary in the Fullerton underpass in Chicago a few weeks ago. Now these nutbars are in my hometown, too?
Really, people. If these are the most potent physical manifestations your God can provide to reward and buttress your faith, then it’s time to seek a new one, you fawning mooncalves. Pretty pathetic displays for a supposedly omnipotent deity.
But… y’see… there can’t be any proof… because proof denies faith, and without faith, God is nothing! A really good and definite miracle would prove that God exists, and therefore He wouldn’t! QED!
How long before the photo is for sale on e-bay???
You forgot the recent potato.
She told you not to tell her! [/youngman]
Uh-uh. She told me (or actually, Og) not to say what was next. I merely mentioned what’d gone previously. :-p
*"The potato had what looked like two eyes!!!
Right away, I knew this must be a sign from a higher power". *
This makes perfect sense to me.
And the ultrasound image is definitely Jesus, serenely bathed in amniotic fluid.
I now Believe, and will shortly be leaving on a mission. Preferably to someplace with a beach.