Small but perfect moments
Did you just fart?
This one has just become the rare triple:
Did you just fart?!
Don’t underestimate the power of the pepperoni!
Embarrassing Bathroom Noises? Not in Japan!
Where the HELL do I get MOLE ASSES?
Spamusment
Bones of child found under house…
My cats are mechanically inclined
Innocent phrases that sound dirty
Backless? It’s practically buttless!
The Pit:
**If my grandmother had balls…
My grandmother is dying of cancer. **
From Great Debates:
**My question for John Kerry
Should We Enlist The MAFIA In The “War on Terror”? **
From IMHO:
**What’s it like being seriously nuts?
Was it worth the money? (The SDMB that is) **
From the Pit:
**Oh, Wow, This Is Powerful Stupid
Why is Peroutka showing me fetuses? **
**Thanks a bunch Czarcasm
There’s More Here Than Meets the Eye **
Lies, Betrayal, Pain
I join the real world - How does one find a job?
MPSIMS:
Mother of Mercy–is this the end of Mr. Brain’s faggots?
Innocent phases that sound dirty.
You can’t make that up.
From IMHO:
**So what do I really need for a baby?
Pot and Paranoia **
In GD
This Atheist Gal in Love With John Kerry.
Madalyn Murray O’Hair
–Cliffy
This from general questions:
oxygen masks on airplanes–why “the bag may not inflate”?
If they know the flight will be choppy, why don’t they find another route?
Commercial airliner runs out of fuel over the ocean…
What’s the highest altitude from which you could fall?
From the Pit:
Say, did anyone hear Christopher Reeve died?
I threw my Snyders of Hanover Jalapeño Pieces at some stupid whore in traffic.
From IMHO:
What USA-oriented gift should I bring my host family in London?
How old are you?
GQ:
Devil’s Food Cake
The devil you say!
See me rot (eeeeek)
**Ways to screw up a job interview
Now in MPSIMS:
I’m embarassed - I fell down the stairs on Sunday
Signs that you’re getting old
(Sorry, Elenia)
Major celeb wedding in Santa Barbara this weekend…any guesses?
Big news–I’m engaged!!
The Pit:
I threw my Snyders of Hanover Jalapeño Pieces at some stupid whore in traffic.
Where did all the good manners go?
Cafe Society:
Arnold Schoenberg fans–unite!
Unreal Tournament 2004 Dopers Unite!
Why do the networks synchronize their commercials?
“Brain and Brain! What IS brain?!?” or What’s your favorite line of BAD dialogue?
IMHO:
POLL: Weird things seen on the side of the road
Male Dopers on stimulation during orgasm (TMI)
Cafe Society
Still not out on DVD
Does Ronald McDonald have magic powers? Could his magic powers defeat Harry Potters?