Michael Cohen's House testimony

Amash is actually asking relevant questions for an R.

Downright reasonable, even.

Cohen at a loss for words when asked what truth Trump fears.

I know. Sweet. :slight_smile:

Cohen says Trump told him to lie about the payments to Stormy Daniels.

Gibbs is yet another shitheel.

Justin Amash at least earned by respect by asking questions relevant to the investigation.

The GOP is doing a great job of selling this book and movie Cohen’s supposedly making.

I would have a lot of problems if I were ever called in front of these assholes. I’m fairly certain repeating “Fuck Off and Die” at every third statement (because too many aren’t asking questions and are just grandstanding) would not go over well. In my defense, if I were in Cohen’s shoes, would be that I’m already going to be spending significant time in the Big House. No need to worry about these shitheels delicate sensibilities.

I’m unable to watch, so thank your all for providing some play-by-play and commentary. I only hope you might throw in a few more fucks and cunts and shitbirds. I put this in the pit for a reason people!

Yeah; I really liked that line too.

Cohen says his job was to toe Trump’s line and now he’s suffering the consequences.

Sarbanes points out that Cohen’s testimony is in line with what we see from Trump every day, and adds that Trump’s DC hotel was charging over the market rate at the inagural.

Cohen adds that even he couldn’t afford to stay there.

Amash: I disagree with the asshole on almost everything, but I will say he’s more principled than 99.9% of Republicans in Congress today

Higgins apologizes to Cohen for the threats to his family, then reverts to the “you can’t be trusted because you lied for Trump” talking points, and is now ranting about boxes and book deals again.

Maybe 99.6%. There are currently ~250 GOP Congresscritters, between both houses.

Your math nitpick for the day. :smiley:

Yeah. What choice do they have? It’s all they’ve got to work with.

Cohen says Trump lied about speaking to Stone about Assange.

It might be some kind of scam call – or maybe it’s actually Rachel from Card Services.

Cohen says the call with Stone happened before Trump called for Russia to hack Clinton’s emails.

Sit and spin, Norman.

Norman is now attempting to call Cohen out for legally recording people.