Hey, non-sex MJ joke! (though less funny when you know it’s an MJ joke)
A child was asking her mother about God.
“Mommy, is God a kid or an adult?”
“Well, dear, God is, uh, both I guess.”
“Oh. Is God black or white?”
“Both, dear”
“Really? Is God a man or a woman?”
“God is kind of both.”
“Oh.” The child thinks for a minute.
“So Mommy, God is Michael Jackson?”
(You have to remember a Pepsi TV ad from years ago to get this one)
Did you hear Pepsi hired Michael Jackson for their new commercial?
He’ going to suck the little boy out of the bottle.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
He thought they were a delivery service.
A variation of the one in the OP about shoe polish.
What’s black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
Stolen from Jay Leno,
Michael Jackson is in big trouble. He’s violated California’s Three Tykes and You’re Out law.
Gonna follow Dragwyr’s link in a sec…
Only one I know that’s not posted - bottom of the barrel:
What did the beaching-going mother say to Michael Jackson?Excuse me Sir, would you mind getting out of my son?
Whats going to happen if Michael Jackson molests one more little boy?
They’re going to give him his own parish.
[another nonsexual MJ joke]
Didja hear that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor did a public service announcement?
“Please support your Ignited Negro College Fund”
Knock knock…
Who’s There?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Who?
Keep saying that, kid. Here’s another million bucks.
Michael jackson is on a plain together wih a group of kids. The pilot calls for michael jackson and tells him the plain will go down and they only have two parachutes. He suggests they both use the parachutes to jump out of the plain while its still possible. So michael asks the pilot, what about the kids. the pilot says fuck the kids. Michael asks, do we still have time?
Michael Jackson has a new book out. It’s called “The Ins and Outs of Rearing Young Boys”
points
pile on! pile on!! mother!!!
runs screaming
Michael to little boy: Oh you can’t leave! You can’t.
Little boy: Just beat it.
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been mentioned yet…
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
The police searched Michael Jacksons home for drugs
They found some class A in the living room
Some class B in the closet
And class 4c in the bedroom
I dedicated on 90’s on 9 on XM radio the other night Brandy and Monica’s The Boy Is Mine to MJ
Michael Jackson reputedly has food poisoning.
He ate a 10 year old wiener