Even before this latest scandal, I just couldn’t get enough Michael Jackson jokes. And I’ve seen a lot of good ones lately, including some on various threads here. So, let’s put them all in one place. If you know one, post it!
(And if you’re easily offended by this kind of humor, please don’t read further…)
I just put this one in the “Candlelight vigil” Pit thread:
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Well, I heard that Elton John is going to cut a record to raise money for Michael Jackson’s legal defense. Much like he did with his remake of Candle in the Wind in honor of Princess Diana, he’s going to remake one of his older songs for Michael Jackson. It will be called:
Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me…
And a classic I put in another thread:
What do Michael Jackson and shoe polish have in common?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
Throw him a buoy !!
He asked his wife’s doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he’ll have no choice but to make him a priest.
What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
Both involve 45-year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.
What’s the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy’s underpants?
Michael Jackson’s makeup