I think it was Marsha Warfield who said, “There is no ladylike way to eat a hotdog.”
Place corndog (A) into cornhole (B).
Sadly, not mine, but the best caption I saw said:
“Is that George Hamilton?”
It would only have been better if it had bitch-slapped her like the food in the antacid commercials.
I have to say those commercials make me laugh.
Me too. I give full props to the actors who manage to keep straight faces, but you have to wonder how many takes there are per commercial.
Our board etymologists (of whom I am not one, since I had to look to be sure entomologist is the one who studies bugs) may confirm this, but to “shoot ones wad” comes from artillerymen firing off thei charge of gun cotton in haste without loading the projectile itself, and was only later used to describe ejaculation.
Why am I thinking of** Bachmann Turner Overdrive**? (NSFW Version)
This picture is my Facebook profile pic now. 
And no link to Marcus eating a corndog? Feel the repression and self-loathing!
“Come on honey, pretend it’s my strap-on!”
If you would put mayo on a corn dog, there is no limit to your depravity. Mayo on a corn dog is a stench in the nostrils of God.
You don’t suppose… that Michele is trying to appeal to a certain kind of male voter, do you? :eek:
You mean her husband? He may have been turned on by it, but not for the reasons you may think.
bowm bowm OOOOOH YEEEEAAAAHH bowm bowm UUUUUHHHH HHUUUUHHH
If she is, she’s doing it all wrong. Look closely at the picture. Notice the teeth…