Feel free to add your own captions to these pictures. 
I love corndogs too. They are difficult to eat and look dignified. 
http://www.ukprogressive.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bachmann-corn-dog-300x225.jpg
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/08/corndog-bachman-crop-2601.jpg
My caption: I should have dipped this one in mayo before eating.
That’s hot.
Was she eating the corndog to celebrate Elvis’ birthday??
Julie Andrews did it in The Princess Diaries. She also made rafting down stairs on a mattress look regal, though so maybe she’s just superhuman.
midly NSFW, no nudity
(thank christ)
Cornstar in training.
Her religion says she is to be submissive to her husband. He wasn’t around but she had to get her daily practice in at the appointed hour so …
I’ll be in my… bathroom. Throwing up.
Michele Bachman auditions to be the next Keilbasa Queen
Will the corndog industry ever recover from this?
“Hey I just remembered this one time at band camp…”
Marcus showed me how to do this.
It just shows how media-unaware she is. How someone in 2011 could have political ambitions and not say, “No thanks. I’ll just have a petal off that blooming onion for the photo op,” is beyond me.
And campaign workers are for bringing the corndog and the rest of the blooming onion back to the campaign bus, where they can be consumed in private. And a funnel cake. And some roasted corn on the cob. And unpaid volunteers need to know that, when she fills the bus with her, um, emanations they are to keep their yaps shut.
Never make eye contact while eating a corndog.
“During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed … The government spent its wad by April 26.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, accusing the Obama administration of premature fiscal ejaculation, May 2009
This. Obviously she has to have a corn dog to show the common touch, but there must be ways of nibbling on one that doesn’t immediately conjure up Michele does Iowa.
“The whole thing?”
Just further proof that she’s a knucklehead. Just pull a piece off with your fingers, fer chrissakes, and daintily pop a piece in your mouth so you don’t look like a moron. Also - TV bites. They’re significantly smaller than what you might normally cram into your yaw, so you don’t talk with your mouth full or have to cover your mouth with your hand because there’s too much food in there to keep your mouth shut while chewing. Nibble now, shovel in private.
Sure. Youwrap that sucker up.
ETA: it’s not just Bachmann. Perry’s into it too. (from Jezebel)
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Feel free to add your own captions to these pictures. 
I love corndogs too. They are difficult to eat and look dignified. 
TMZ had a shot of Bristol Palin eating a hotdog with a knife and fork yesterday. I couldn’t help thinking she was advised to avoid looking like a Bachmuncher.
