To SLEEP??? What is wrong with you? You’re young! You have women throwing themselves at you! Well, actually, just one woman–Michi hasn’t exactly jumped into the excitement yet. But I understand…go if you must!
…well you see… everytime I get involved with two women I just always feel like Satan is looking over my shoulder…
LMAO
Some observations:
–Except for one post by Michi and one post by Satan (and now mine), this whole thread has been dominated by two people (Evilbeth and Whammo) making goo-goo eyes at each other. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I hijack threads by flirting all the time)
–The guy begged off from the girl, claiming he had a headache. I’ve never seen this before, except on Married with Children.
–Who the hell is JungleCheeks? (OK, that’s a question not an observation) 
–Michi didn’t answer the question
–Whammo said that his posts and Michi’s posts look sorta alike. Really, Whammo? Do you post about your work with animals? About having a crush on Brendan Fraser? Whine about not having a man in your life? Talk about the five cats you own? Reference your boob job? 
–Whammo looked at Michi from under his eyebrows. Of course, it would be even more impressive if he looked at Michi from OVER his eyebrows! :eek:
–One of the two used the word “chicks” and it was the WOMAN! I’m really starting to wonder if Evilbeth is really a guy and Whammo a girl, particularly in light of the headache thing above.
–Whammo doesn’t have a lot of confidence in himself. He proposes to Michi, but gives up IN THE OP!! What kind of chance did you truly give the girl?
–The fact that in another thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32663
Evilbeth admits to a crush on someone unidentified doper, notwithstanding her flirting with Whammo here AND the fact that she’s married, gives this whole situation really ominous overtones…
OK…sorry for jumping in again so late…but I was at work the first time I posted, and I couldn’t sit in front of the computer all night.
What is this I read about chicks? I love animals but I am not into bestiality!
I’m also not much into the bisexual thing either, sorry if that disrupts things…
I notice that Michi replies to this thread, but doesn’t say an awful lot.
Wonder if she just wants the “Michi, will you marry me” thread to be displayed prominently, at the top of page 1 of the MPSIMS forum? Hmmm?
(Fortunately, I luvs ya, too, so I’ll be happy to bump it again.)
(Though I should have waited until this fell off of the first page before shameless bumping it for her. DOH!!)
::Looks around::
Is this the place to marry Michi?
Am I in the right line up?
shoves smug down Who invited you? I asked first!
And I don’t remember asking for Dry’s opinions either. whispers through his teeth Just back off man… before you ruin everything!!
OK Michi… we can dump beth. No biggie.
wink wink nudge nudge
You want to find a wife and not have to worry about other guys competing against you for her affections, and you choose Michi?? Geez, you’re a veteran here–don’t you remember the famous “—ing Michelle” threadfest from awhile back?
No, I don’t have any particularly good suggestions as to who you should proposition. I just know that Michi is not exactly “Miss Wallflower of the SDMB”.
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Taking the news that you aren’t Evilbeth’s unpictured crush awfully hard, huh?
Hey, that’s evilbeth to you, buddy!
You men are all alike! I give you the best 10 posts of my life and you throw it away for some cheap slut! (Sorry Michi! ;))
Just wait! You’ll be having fantasies about all the hot girl-girl action you could have been party to when Michi comes dragging home after a tough day covered in dog poop and cat fur wanting to just go to sleep!
You’ll be thinking “dump” when your sad, pointless life is filled with taking out the garbage, running the rugrats to Little League and coming home to cold meatloaf because darling Michi was called in to work because someone’s toy poodle tangled with the neighbor’s rabid pet badger.
Hey, buddy, your loss!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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Wow.
“…nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned.”
:eek:
Boy, Evilbeth, I’ll bet your secret unnamed, unpictured crush is cowering in fear now.
Michi, you’re cute. Big time.
Actually, I have a feeling that my “secret unnamed, unpictured crush” would enjoy my above post!
Thanks. So are you.
Hey Michi, disregard Whammo. He doesn’t deserve you. He even said so. Pick Me!
Who’s the one who sent you a marriage resume? Hmmm?
Who’s the one who keeps gratuitously working you into his posts?
Who’s the one wanting to help you get to Vegas for the dopefest, and even offering a room?
Who’s the one begging for you to join the Flirting threads some time back? (What, you didn’t see that?)
Flirting
Flirting, Part 2
It’s obvious who your real flame is. I’m right here. And look, you don’t even have to fight anyone off.
[aside]Dry, you want to post a link to that “—ing Michelle” thread? I seem to have missed it, and can’t seem to find it on search. [/aside]
You know, I had my sig on when I checked preview…
No,no, no…Dry meant that a while back there were several threads about me…“Serenading Michelle,” “dating Michelle,” stuff like that…
Maybe it is time for them to be revived. I even had a topic in the Pit. 
Evilbeth: Don’t pay any attention to them. I understand the trials and hardships of being a married bisexual woman. Why don’t you come on over here, and we’ll drink this bottle of wine, and I’ll put on some Bach and you can tell me ALLLLL about it.
Gee, Irishman seemed awfully interested in that supposed “…ing Michelle” thread, didn’t he? :eek:
Oh, and Michi, you forgot to mention “Felching Michelle”… 
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Yes, I read every single one of these threads.
Marry ME, Michi! Clearly I’m familiar with your history.
And by the way, I almost added to my last message: “I wonder how long until Irishman shows his face here.”
Then I thought, “Why give him any free publicity?”
Pssst…Michi, why not start a new contest: You’ll agree to marry whoever starts the most “—ing Michi” threads about you!
This oughta be good! 
Wait, since whatshisname the inconsiderate guy has dumped you, can I have you, beth? I don’t mind sharing you with your husband and whatever others you happen to find, as long as you don’t mind sharing ME.
Whaddayasay? We can visit on weekends.