Michi will you marry me??

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Please? I know we’ve never talked… but what does that have to do with love? :slight_smile: Come on… .regardless of what I put on here… I’m really a nice guy.

Women at work always say that I’m such a sweet, handsome guy and they want to hook me up with their friends… funny though, none of them ever say THEY wanna hook up with me…nor have any of them actually come through with any women… Hmmm… BUT Regardless of that, they SAY THINGS ABOUT ME!

Errrrr… ALRIGHT FINE! Anyone else wanna marry me since Michi seems to be too good for me?

anyone…anyone…

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Do you believe in polygamy? If so, I’ll bite! (Only if you want me to…grrrr…)

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I have a tendancy to bite back… but ALRIGHT! EG

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Down boy! Down!

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Whe’re not even married yet and it starts already… sigh

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I’m sorry shnookums…come here and let me give you a back rub…a long, slow, sensual back rub…how about a drink?

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ohh… a backrub… really? That would be nice! A drink… you know my usual don’t you JungleCheeks… Bacardi 151 and Diet Coke would be HEAVEN.

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Say JungleCheeks… am I wrong… or… arn’t you homosexual or married or something?

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I’m flattered…where did this proposal come from all of a sudden?

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Back off, Michi! You had your chance! You were too slow! Get out of here! Forget you saw this thread!

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The word is bisexual and yes to both. Why? Is this going to be a problem? I asked you if you believed in polygamy!

You’re just trying to make up excuses now that your darling Michi has shown up, aren’t you?

Sniff, sniff i know where I’m not wanted…

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Oh… hehe… nervous voice… I dunno… my lungs I guess…
scuffs dirt with toe well… I post here a lot and stuff… and i’ve seen your posts and stuff… and… well… I’d like to stuff my stuff in your stuff and stuff… NO! BAD ME!!! BAD WHAMMO!!! hits himself in head

anyway… I see your posts and MY posts and they look sorta alike… and your REAL pretty and all… but that dont have anything to do with my proposal… but your REAL pretty and stuff… and your nice to me… lotsa people arn’t so nice to me… looks at you from under his eyebrows

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NO NO!! its not that!! I was just wondering if you considered polygamy more then one GUY or more then one Girl… cause the GIRL part is alright… but the guy thing… I wouldn’t have to touch or look at your husband right??? …right?

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Heavens no! We’d keep that all separate and good. I can go for several women at a time but not several men. (They always just stand around and wonder where they can stick things.) So, I can stay?!?

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OK… but eventually I can “off” your husband right… then it can just be you, michi, me and the chicks? And we don’t ever have to think about “him” again… right?

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Ok, you talked me into it! Oooh, you, me, Michi and some chicks? I could get used to that. Wait. Don’t you think we should ask Michi before we include her in our little den of debauchery?

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What possibly could she object too? I mean… come on… lets be real here.

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Good point. Let the festivities begin!

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Naaa… its too late… I’m too tired… I WORKED all day!! Someone has to support all you women!! I’ve got a headache… I’m going to bed.

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Mental note: Watch out for these two at Dopefests.

Yer pal,
Satan

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