Sounds wonderful. Meet me at the airport!
Alas, my pining for Michi must always go unrequited.
I have a confession to make …
I’m … profoundly allergic to cats.
I don’t know how it happened! I had cats all the time growing up! Went through like a six-year period where I didn’t have one, though, and WHAM!
I still like cats, but if I’m in a room with one for an hour or so, you just about have to call the paramedics.
What about dogs? I love dogs! The bigger the better! Ask my dog how well I take care of him. Two-mile walk every day!
I’m so sorry.
Leaving with tears in my eyes …
(Not from sadness. Just being on the same message board is beginning the allergic reaction.)
Allergic to cats! Oh no! This will never do. I have five and they are the loves of my life. You’ll prolly be allergic to ME, I am usually covered in cat hair…
I noticed that on the People Pages at http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/ Mega the Roo and Michi are next to each other in alphabetical order, so you can alternate all day between looking at the two pictures, um, that is, if you wanted to.
DRY–your posts in this thread are supposed to impress Michi, yet not only does your sig list six other women, even worse, Michi isn’t listed until fourth. Come on, you can do better than that.
Ummmm… HELLO!!
I thought I told all you other guys to get your own thread!! This one is for me and my wimmins!!!
HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello… echo
Well, Milo, guess who just happens to live in Northeastern Tennessee and has a dog??? What time should I expect you? 
And what if I told you that Michi was the wallpaper on my computer?
OK, so that’s not strictly true.
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It’s called “playing the come”, to use a gambling phrase. (No dirty jokes please–well, OK, joke if you want to as long as Michi blames YOU and not ME!)
My sig lists the women in alphabetical order. And as soon as I land one, all the others are GONE!
Besides, even though Michi has listed me in both the “crush” and “laminated list” threads, she’s named other people both times. You don’t see me getting jealous, do you?
[sub]Well, actually I AM and I’m secretly plotting to their demises, as well as every other male that’s posted to this thread, but I’m PRETENDING not to be jealous.[/sub]
Well, honey, not to worry, I’m not at all allergic to cats.
As for your being covered in cat hair, well, that’s a bit kinky for my tastes, but if it works for you, I’ll do my best to deal with it.
However, I absolutely MUST draw the line at blood, saliva or urine:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31286
Even romance has it’s limitations…
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*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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Evilbeth, my GOD, what’s your secret crush thinking right now??
:eek:
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*Originally posted by DRY *
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Oh come on, DRY, I know this is just your sneaky way of trying to find out if Milo is actually my secret crush!
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*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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No—doesn’t he have a picture up??
True! If my secret crush ever reads anything in MPSIMS, the my overwhelming obsession with Milo is no secret!
I guess the question now becomes–is your comment a red herring designed to throw us off the track? (Meaning, does he or she read MPSIMS on a constant basis, and is this MEANT to be misleading, or are you truly not sure).
I’m guessing it’s a red herring, because you mention in a response to Falcon on your thread, that you are made uncomfortable when this person flirts with others. I’m betting that said flirting (assuming THAT wasn’t a red herring) was almost certainly done in MPSIMS, as opposed to say, the PIT (where I myself flirt–but then again I do it in MPSIMS, too…and IMHO…and someday I’ll figure out a way to get it into GQ, GD, AMTB, etc)
Oh, and Michi, I love you (shameless attempt to get this thread on track AND hit on Michi)…
DRY, I think you are entirely too obsessed with this!
What? Michi? Or your secret crush?
Or IS Michi your secret crush?
Never mind, she HAS a picture up.