I love you, in a guy-guy platonic way. Even though I don’t drink, that is hilarious!
Oh, and I for one would like to see dj break dance while drunk. That’s where the fun would start!
Ain’t named after no damn bird! I be named after a SNAKE! But I guar-on-TEE that my profile is fine. 
[sub]hee, hee, hee. Gender-free, gender-free, can’t escape the gender-free! I love electrons.[/sub]
lieu - sorry, you just missed it. We did Shaft night a couple weeks ago (original & 2K - I couldn’t talk 'em into doing them ALL - wussies). Costumes & everything. Great fun was had. Next on the Costume Movie Party list is, I believe, Mullet/Hillbilly (excuse me, I mean Sons Of The Soil) night. So far, the viewing list includes Joe Dirt and Gummo. Or you could wait for the Superfly/Cleopatra Jones night I’m trying to work up. Want an invite? g
Demise: Could be, could be. I’m truly not a 'rita connoisseur, just know what I like. Tell ya what - send me a LARGE sample, and I’ll conduct an unbiased, blind taste test (no problem finding volunteers for this one!) and post the results. 
Bwahahaha! Oh, that’s good!
dalovindj: Yes, sweetcheeks, I can tell. You really should have. In fact, you really should consider trying to finish high school - don’t quit now, you can do it! It’s so hard to sound hip when you’ve no idea what everyone else is talking about. And of course I don’t speak for all Dopers, you silly twit. I’m not the megalomaniac you are, you Arbiter of Hip and Meister of Cool, you.
Oh, what the heck, back to the OP for a minute. Midori tastes good. YMMV - I’m certainly not gonna make you drink it if you don’t like it, geeze. I generally choose drinks because I LIKE them, not to impress bystanders and passers-by. Imagine the concept!
Midori can be essential in making some good tasty (and fairly easy on the bartender) drinks. Two off the top of my head that have fun names as a bonus:
Bald Pussy
1 1/2 shot Melon liqueur
1 shot Lime vodka
1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 1/2 shot Blueberry schnapps
1 splash Lime juice
1 splash 7-Up
Tie Me To The Bedpost
1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Midori Melon liqueur
1/2 oz Sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz Lemon vodka
Ice cubes
As I bartender, I thought the “hip” drinkers were the ones who planned ahead and brought a designated driver or stayed home to drink. What a square I am, I guess.
Tequila Mockingbird:
In New York City, no one has to drive. We have Taxi’s available at the raise of an arm as well as public transportation. Even at 4:00AM (when the bars are SUPPOSED to close).
But you’re right if you are not in NYC. There is nothing cool about drunk driving, nothing cool about all of the death and tragedy caused by them, and it is VERY cool to have the strenth to not drink while all your friends get fucked up so you can make sure they (and the others on the road) get home safely.
DaLovin’ Dj
(who stopped driving cause he was always drunk)
[off topic] I was watching a rerun of “Get Smart” last night and it was a parody of the Maltese Falcon–Max, 99 and Chief were in Mexico, in search of the Tequila Mockingbird! [/off topic]