Hey you two! Take this business elsewhere! This is a chick thread. 
That is unless you’re planning on aiding and abetting Paul and ts in their attempts at subterfuge. Which will fail.
I am a definite maybe on this and also will be able to drive from Chicago if anyone needs a ride.
Let me know.
Do we have a preliminary head count yet?
Hmmm, sounds like a challenge. You forget that I know something that you do not know.
“Oh, what is that?”
“I am not left-handed!”
[sub]Sorry? It’s what? Oh, got off-track, nevermind.[/sub] As I was saying, I have the upper-hand, as I know what YOU look like, but you do not know what I look like! MWU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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And Ralf, Esprix, we’ll need all the aiding and abetting we can get. Especially if you want to volunteer for the Undercover Ops – have you tried the dress and high heels thing? Might be just the right cover!
[sub]Esprix, put that pen down, I was just askin’, and anyways it was Ralf who brought it up…Damn, now I’m on the list. Nice goin’, Ralf…[/sub]
Ahem. I said,“I know what YOU look like…”
[sub]Hint: Look for Bunny’s belly button in ChiDope photos[/sub]
Ok, the whole ‘facial/nail polish’ thing kinda threw me off, but…
If y’all don’t mind I might want to do this. Let me get back to you once I find out if my Spain trip is still a go…
Paul the Younger, I’ll take Bunnygirl’s challenge. And, since I’m less than 1/4 mile from BG and her belly-button ring as I type, I’m ideally located to act as a forward observer. (And if she’ll turn around, I’ll observe her re…)
SMACK!!
OW! - Bunny, what was that for???
OK, I’ll be good… [sub]for now[/sub]. And I’ll aid and abet as much as I can. I’ve done the dress thing once, but it was Halloween, and I went as a nun. Do you think they’d let Sister Mary Ralf go on this outing? And will I have to shave my beard?
Ralf, behave right now or I’ll stick you back in your cage.
chique, as much as I would love to have you come, I’d pick Spain too, if I had a choice! 
Just keep me posted.
Here’s the list as it stands now; let me know if I’ve missed anyone.
Ooh, ts, I have to get involved, too! You never know when my ability to create a diversion could come in handy for the rest of our operation!
Cranky is a maybe. I’d love to and am 90% sure I can, but I can’t commit until I know where I’ll be with the Big Ugly Albatross Known As My Dissertation.
I’m going to cry.
You girls better have loads of fun and do something wonderfully silly, just for me. I need to be there in spirit at the very least.
Cranky, I and my friend here (gestures to big Wiseguy standing at her shoulder) had a little “talk” with the University today. I think you’ll be finding a little extra help on that dissertation forthcoming.
UofM now has a little more complete understanding of the importance of ChickDope and your attendance there at.
Well, who knows, doll? I may just be tempted to come take you up there…
I don’t know if you and ts doing another lapdance qualifies as a diversion, or entertainment…
Either way, Paul, you have to admit that not having any shame can be a great asset to this mission.
Therefore, my friend, success is GUARANTEED!
Exactly my point, Paul. I figure that I may have to distract someone so that the rest of the mens can make a clean getaway. If I have to sacrifice myself to the female Dopers so you all can escape, I will. Anything for the mission.
Ex-CUSE ME! This is my thread, not y’alls.
Sheesh! Start your own thread on your evil plans and wicked schemes.
And Super, you’re easy, man, too easy.
Sacrifice yourself?
Heh.
I’ll handle him, Bunny.
[sub]:::Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld, heads to the basement to track down her Popeil Portable Sacrificial Altar & Official Ginsu (cuts through a ribcage without dulling!) Ceremonial Knives:::
I knew I could depend on you, you goddess, you!
No problemo, Bunster.
[brief serious aside] In light of recent events, if there’s anyone who changes their mind about traveling here due to fear of air travel (or travel in general, at the moment), I fully understand. [/end brief serious aside]